And Hilarity Ensued... (Closed for VixenEV)

[havinfun50]

NOTE: This is a closed thread for HavinFun50 and VixenEV. Please feel free to read along and enjoy.

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Bill Collins looked into the mirror, straightened his collar and gave his hair a final brush. It was Friday night and his friend Amy had invited him to a local comedy club for some drinks and a bit of laughter. He had met Amy in College when she started dating his roommate, and they had gotten to know each other pretty well. Eventually, she broke up with him, but Bill and Amy remained friends throughout College.

After graduation they naturally went their separate ways, but kept in contact over the web and on the phone. When Bill was transferred to her hometown, he immediately let her know that he was moving. They made plans to meet and he was shocked to find that the cute co-ed he had known not that long ago had turned into a stunning woman.

Shortly after moving into town, and after several bottles of wine at her place, they fell in bed together. Bill smiled at the memory as he continued to get ready. It had taken almost 7 years for that particular fantasy to happen, but it was worth every second of the wait. Back in college, the situation had never presented itself, but when he was transferred, they were both single and it happened.

They dated exclusively for a short time, and though the sex was good and they had been friends for years, the relationship just didn’t seem to work. Something was missing. They mutually agreed that their friendship was more important than their relationship, and broke up as a couple. The fact that they would occasionally call upon one another when certain itches needed scratching never interfered with their friendship, and they never exercised their benefits when one or the other was in a relationship.

That was 6 years ago. He now considered her his best friend, and once again they were both in single mode, so the evening may prove be more than just catching a comedy show with a friend.

Grabbing his keys from the counter, he left to go pick Amy up for their night out.

 

[VixenEV]

Amy Waters was eager to see her friend Bill. It had been too long since they'd had a night out when they weren't attached. Those were always really fun nights so she was glad Bill was free the night of the comedy show.

She needed the night out. A friend had given her free tickets to try to cheer her up after yet another break up. Amy felt like she had a string of failure behind her. Men could never seem to tolerate her independent nature, or at least not for long.

Not so with Bill, but he was a friend, a long time one at that. She dressed carefully, hoping to draw his eye to the swell of her chest and the length of her legs. Bill had always been good at a hot, no strings attached night, and Amy wanted to get drunk and lose herself in him.

But first they'd flirt. She walked up to his car slowly, skirt rippling over her thighs. She watched his eyes, so cute behind the rims of his glasses, register her and smile back.

 

[havinfun50]

As he pulled into her drive, he realized that she must have heard his approach. His first look of her this evening captivated him. Her short skirt rippled along the tops of her thighs as her heels clicked on the concrete of the walk. Her top was opened to the third, or was that the fourth button, showing the swell of her breast in the gap that somehow miraculously stayed mostly closed.

Regaining his composure, Bill jumped out to greet and open the door for her. She was a good friend, but his father had taught him well in the manners department, you always opened a door for a lady. As he opened the door and eased her into the seat, he noted the twinkle in her eye and playfulness in her step that he recognized as a willingness to play if the evening went well.

Returning to his seat, he leaned over to give her a welcoming hug and a somewhat more than welcoming kiss. “You look great tonight.” He fastened his belt and pressed the clutch to shift into first before asking, “So how did you hear about the show? This place doesn't usually do Comedy Night. Though I hear they do make a mean Martini.” He smiled as the car moved forward into traffic.

 

[VixenEV]

"One of my friends does stand up around town, he had extra tickets. He said it's a blast and yes...it supposedly gets more fun with each martini."

Amy laughed, looking over at Bill while he concentrated on the road. She loved the hard planes of his face, his jutting Adam's Apple. Why hadn't they worked out? She wished she knew but had never been able to put a finger on it.

She played idly with a strand of her long brown hair.

"So...how's work?"

 

[havinfun50]

As he drove to the club, he noted how she played with her hair and the way her thighs moved under her skirt. The gentle motion of the car also did wonderful things to her gently swaying breasts, and he struggled to focus on driving while they talked.

“Work is good. There’s a new project we’re bidding on that I would be assigned to if we win it. I've been working with Donaldson on the proposal and it looks like it will be a challenge and fun as well.” He slowed for a light as looked over to take her in once again. Her hair cascaded across her shoulders, not too short, and not too long, He remembered in College she had experimented with several bob styles that were in fashion at the time, but he always liked it longer.

“How about you?” He wanted to ask how she was doing after breaking up with what’s his name, but he held back. They had talked just after it happened, and he knew that if she wanted to talk about it tonight she’d bring it up. The bounce in her step as she came out to meet him and the twinkle in her eye however, suggested that she wanted to have a fun night, so that was what he’d give her. In every way possible. “You seem to be in a playful mood, just the right mindset for a martini laden comedy show.” He smiled as the light changed and they continued on. The club wasn't far now, and he was looking forward to the evening and all it might bring.

 

[VixenEV]

She looked over at him again, his face bathed by the dusk and streetlights. Damn, sometimes that boy looked like a fallen angel. She bit her lip, trying to get her racing thoughts under control. Amy was surprised at herself--she generally didn't ogle Bill like this until she had a few drinks in her, but she was having awfully dirty thoughts already. Must be his new blazer or something, combined with the fact that she was a little lonely.

"Oh, I've been fine. Work's good but busy and I already told you about that asshole Brian. I don't want to go over it too much, but he actually said that I was aloof. Can you believe it? God, guys just want every minute of my time or nothing. I think they hate that I like having alone time."

 

[havinfun50]

Bill smiled as they pulled into the lot of the club and he slowly drove to the back of the lot to find an open spot. He remembered the first time he’d seen her in a relationship with his roommate. He had finally decided she was ‘too much of a handful,’ but Bill never seemed to have that problem with her. Even when they “dated,” after he first moved to town, he never felt like she was too much of a handful or too ‘aloof’ as Brian put it.

They never really stopped seeing each other per se after they decided to separate as an exclusive item. They were still best friends and still spent lot’s of time together, but when they were an item it just didn't quite click. He never could quite figure out why.

“Ah fuck Brian, what does he know,” he replied “you need to do what you need to do. If he, or any other guy can’t respect you for who you are and what you need they don’t deserve you.”

Bill parked the car and got out to open the door for her, “Don’t let that asshole get to you, I never thought he was a good fit for you to begin with. You just didn’t want to hear it.” He took her by the hand to ease her out of the car and together they walked to the club arm in arm.

 

[VixenEV]

Amy's step was jaunty, he was making her feel playful.

"You never think anyone deserves me."

She have him a smile and a squeeze. Seeing him after the terrible week she'd been through was like a breath of fresh air. Why couldn't she find a guy like him to date? They swung through the doors of the club and she surreptitiously checked out his ass. She had to remind herself again, there was a reason it didn't work before.

 

[havinfun50]

Bill laughed, “You just need the right man to claim you,” smiling as he opened the door and followed her into the club. Amy spoke quickly with the doorman and handed over their tickets before moving inside. He couldn't help but notice the tight curve of her ass as she bent over a table of flyers for the evening. He moved up quietly next to her just as the hostess was ready to seat them and he let his hand rest firmly upon her butt as they walked toward their table.

He held out her chair and made sure she was comfortable before giving her a wicked smile as he sat close next to her. Like most comedy clubs, the tables were small and tightly packed together. As he leaned back in his chair he let his hand fall naturally on her thigh. The contact was not necessarily suggestive, but it was not innocent either. She seemed to be in a playful mood this evening and he wanted to play too.

The waitress came over quickly and asked them for their order. “I’ll have one beer since it’s early yet, but you my dear don’t have to drive. What will it be?”

 

[VixenEV]

Amy shivered slightly as Bill's hand rested on her thigh, causing her skirt to ride up a bit, just shy of the tops of her beige thigh high stockings.

Unbidden, her mind took her back to the last time he'd touched her thigh, three months ago when they last had sex. Bill, tousled, gently parting her legs before slipping two fingers into her. His tongue flicking her clit as those eyes shined up at her. It was at that moment she had thought, Bill might be in love with me. After the best two orgasms of her life, she'd immediately ran to Brian.

Why had she done that?

The waitress was waiting for her answer.

"Uh--haha, yeah--I don't have to drive, so...double vodka tonic, please."

Lord, she needed a drink.

 

[havinfun50]

With drinks on the way, Bill picked up one of the brochures Amy had set on the table to look over the evening’s line up. There were no names he recognized on the bill, but there did seem to be a variety of acts, not just stand up comics. One act in the middle of the list caught his eye in particular and he smiled as he leaned over and pointed out the listing to her.

“Hey, look, there’s a hypnotist on the bill, I’m betting there’s some audience participation in that. As close as we are to the stage, we might have a shot at getting picked.” His hand squeezed her thigh gently, “Well, you do at any rate. No one’s going to pick me when you look so good tonight.” He gave her a wink and continued reading the flyer as the club slowly filled around them.

 

[VixenEV]

Amy felt the squeeze and it ignited her thoughts again. She hoped the drinks would come soon, because she couldn't bear the flashbacks that his touch kept bringing. Bill is your friend, she reminded herself. Your best friend.

She leaned over, peering at the program with him.

"Oh hell no. No way am I doing that!"

 

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“Come on. Don’t say no before the show even starts! It might be fun.” Bill laughed and allowed his hand to slide a bit higher up her thigh. The action lifting the hem a bit to expose the top of her thigh highs. “You never know, you might find you like it.” He smiled innocently and was distracted as the waitress returned with their drinks.

He picked up his beer and proposed a toast, raising his bottle to her, “To a fun evening.”

Judging by the twinkle in her eye and the way her thighs parted slightly to his touch he hoped it would be a fun evening indeed.

 

[VixenEV]

Amy clinked her glass with Bill's and made no move to rearrange her skirt. Fuck it, she thought, Bill's super hot and I know he's great in bed. Why not take the comfort? She shifted a little closer to him, enough that she could feel his body heat through his blazer.

The first act took the stage. He wasn't very good; he was what her friends in standup would have called a "college circuit" act. That was fine, because Amy was pretty distracted by the new cologne Bill was wearing. It made her want to bury her face in his neck.

 

[havinfun50]

As they toasted their evening, the lights dimmed and the first act took the stage. Amy eased closer and he could feel her breast press lightly against his arm. The first act was OK, nothing special but there were a few good lines that got the audience laughing. The humor was a bit raw, but he’d never been sensitive about that kind of thing and he knew Amy wasn't either.

As the comedian finished he introduced the next act, and Bill let his hand slide between the slight gap in Amy's thighs to gently stroke and caress her inner thigh as they watched. He felt her respond and relax to his touch so he continued to gently move and squeeze his hand throughout the set. This comedian was funnier and soon had the entire crowd in a good mood.

He nursed his beer as the waitress caught his eye to check on them. He discretely indicated another for Amy and no more for him before sitting back and enjoying the show.

 

[VixenEV]

The first vodka tonic made Amy warm and happy, and Bill's soft stroking was making her libido do backflips. She could feel herself getting wet as his fingers danced and it was a little difficult for her to maintain a cool demeanor.

The laughter in the room really cheered her up, as well as being with someone she had known so long and was so comfortable with. There was a girl at a table next to them who kept glancing at Bill, and Amy had an oddly possessive feeling she wasn't used to. Well, the girl could look all she wanted--Amy was talking him home tonight, she knew that much. All of his sexy touches told her she was right to assume it.

The second comedian finished and she leaned to whisper in his ear.

"I know you must realize making me really horny."

 

[havinfun50]

As the second act finished Bill felt his loins stir as she whispered in his ear. He gave her thigh another squeeze and let his hand drift right to the spot where her thigh met her pelvis. He could feel the heat radiating from her damp crotch and he smiled.“That was my intent.”

He was interrupted by the waitress bringing Amy her drink, but she didn't linger. She gave Bill a knowing look and proceeded quickly to her next order. “It’s been a while since we last got together by ourselves and I could call you mine. I’m hoping after the show we can entertain each other.” He winked and gave her a soft kiss on her upturned lips as the next act was introduced.

“Ladies and gentleman, it’s my pleasure to introduce to you our next performer, and all I can tell you is you better be careful, if you don’t laugh hard enough at his jokes, he may just make you laugh whether you want to or not. Here he is, Randy the Hypnotist!”

The audience clapped as a thin older gentleman took the stage. Unlike the other comics he was not dressed in current fashion, nor was he young and attractive. In fact he looked like a balding, forgotten professor on a college campus who hadn't bothered to buy new clothes since the Preppy craze of the 80’s. Bill couldn't remember the last time he’d see someone wear a corduroy sport jacket with patches on the elbows, but there it was sitting atop a brown turtleneck and red Izod shirt with worn blue jeans.

“Thank you, thank you, you’re all too kind... or scared... I’m not sure which…” Randy started his act and truth be told it was pretty funny. It was a clever style of humor rather than the shocking humor many comedians favored today, but true to his billing he called several young ladies up to the stage for a variety of hypnotic gags. As he neared his big finale he scanned the audience for another ‘volunteer’ and spotted Amy’s generous cleavage near the front row. “Come on now, who want’s to volunteer… you there…” pointing directly at Amy, “Come on up, it’ll be fun.” Turning to the audience he egged them on to encourage her. “What do you say folks, give her a big round of applause, we’re going to have a lot of fun here tonight.”

The crowd applauded and cheered, “Come on… You can do it… Give em hell!” and the like. Bill for his part just gave her shoulder a nudge and said, “Go on, give it a shot, what do you have to lose?”

 

[VixenEV]

Amy looked like a deer in headlights and she grabbed Bill's hand in a bit of a panic. A spotlight swung to illuminate them. He was grinning, clearly delighted with the turn of events. She squinted in the light and looked to the stage, where the rail-thin Randy beckoned. He didn't look threatening; he looked like her freshman year Biology teacher.

"What the hell," she shrugged. "If I'm hypnotized, I can't be embarrassed."

She kissed Bill's cheek and stood to a big round of applause. As she climbed on stage, she turned, looking out at the crowd. She could barely see anything in the glare from the hot stage lights. Bill was reduced to just the reflection of his glasses. She laughed nervously, a little tipsy after the second vodka.

 

[havinfun50]

Bill laughed and gave her a helping hand up to the stage before sitting back to watch her be part of the act. It was clear she was nervous, but she managed to smile and have a bit of fun with Randy and his banter.

Eventually, Randy took out his watch and had her concentrate on the movement as it swayed and rotated from a chain. “Just look at the watch Amy, nothing else, keep your eyes on the watch until there’s nothing here but you, me and the watch.” The crowd was silent as Randy did his trick and Amy concentrated on the silver circle in front of her. “That’s it… focus on the watch. There’s nothing here but you, me and the watch.” Randy reached out to hold her arm and steady her as she swayed a bit on her feet. “Good… That’s it. Who’s here Amy?”

“You, me and the watch.” Amy replied is a somewhat dazed tone.

“Good.” Randy motioned for the audience to remain quiet by putting his finger to his lips. “Now, I want you to focus on the watch and listen to my words very carefully. Can you do that?”

“Yes.”

“Good girl. I want you to listen and follow my words very carefully. Whenever you hear the word ‘Buttercup’ you will immediately do whatever it is that’s asked of you. You will not question it, you will not hesitate. You will only comply with the direction given you. Do you understand?”

“Yes, I understand.”

“Good girl. Now, tell me what you will do when you hear the word ‘Buttercup.’”

“I will do whatever I’m directed to do.”

“Good girl, very good. Remember, you will not question or hesitate, you will only do as you’re told. Understood?”

“Yes, I understand.”

“Good girl. Now when I count to three you will wake up and you will not remember anything that we've done here. The last thing you will remember is joking with me on stage. Are you ready?”

“Yes, I’m ready.”

“Good girl, here we go… one… two.. three.” As he finished counting Amy’s head jolted with a start and he steadied her by the arm as she lost her balance and regained her feet. “Let’s have a big round of applause for Amy everybody.” The audience applauded and quickly settled down as the act continued.

“OK Amy, have you ever been on a farm?”

 

[VixenEV]

Amy blinked, feeling like she'd missed something important. She could not remember what Randy had said before the farm question and it was very unnerving. Her eyes darted to the crowd, looking for Bill...there he was, glint of his glasses and a wide smile. It only made her more suspicious.

"Well, sure...I mean, on school trips when I was a kid. Why?"

She hoped she wasn't sweating under the lights, but she could feel a tiny sheen starting on her forehead.

 

[havinfun50]

Randy didn't miss a beat. "“Great, then you know what a chicken sounds like?”

 

[VixenEV]

Amy arched an eyebrow.

"Everyone knows what a chicken sounds like."

A few people in the audience laughed.

 

[havinfun50]

Randy chuckled along with the audience and smiled.

“Well great, can you cluck like a chicken for us?”

Again the audience tittered as the act unfolded.

 

[VixenEV]

Amy made a sound: pffft.

"That's not very ladylike, Randy. I'll pass. Why don't you go ahead and cluck for the audience instead?"

She smiled.

"They'd love it!"

 

[havinfun50]

The audience laughed, they all knew what was coming, but poor Amy didn't.

“Oh, come on Buttercup, cluck like a chicken for us.”

Randy asked her again and took a step back at the same time.