And another thing PurpleHAze

[SINthysist]

While I generally like your act, bagging on Ishmael about a few typos is spurrious to the debate.

When you look at the volume he types and the thought that goes in to it and the fact that he is probably writing (typing) as he thinks is so refreshing compared to those whom limit themselves to cut and paste as well as those who specialize in the one-line-quip department...

 

[sexy-girl]

this isnt directed at me but i do disagree with a lot of things ishmael says

but i agree with you in that its refreshing that all his posts are his own thoughts and views

 

[SINthysist]

I've been begging for articulate views from the left for a week. All I get is one-liners, insults, and silence...

As a Diva, I can't take the silence...

 

[Marxist]

I've been begging for articulate views from the left for a week. All I get is one-liners, insults, and silence...

As a Diva, I can't take the silence...

You're not worthy. Elevate your Conservative discourse to the level of TEXAN and you might fair better. Good luck, I personally don't think you're capable of that standard.

 

[SINthysist]

I cannot reach Texan's or UncleBill's level (nor even REDWAVE or yayati). I've never claimed to be a rocket scientist. What I have OPENLY claimed is to be the dumbest member of the board. Funny thing is, people keep trying to prove me wrong...

 

[SINthysist]

BTW

Did I mention that all week, we conservatives and libertarians have all been discussing how Democrats, the left, cannot enter into a discussion without name-bashing and character assasination?

Interesting discussion, if a bit one-sided...

 

[Ginny]

You're not worthy. Elevate your Conservative discourse to the level of TEXAN and you might fair better. Good luck, I personally don't think you're capable of that standard.

SINthysist....Texan is hardly a rocket scientist:

Definately ONE

I was actually terribly bored one day several weeks ago, and I did some research on the subject.

In the first days of the Ginny/Tortoise posts, the styles were almost exactly the same....you know, the <insert some wiseass comments here>... <we're laughing at you>..... then Tortoise's style started to change. Ginny's stayed pretty much the same.

In the early days, there was always a significant amount of time between the messages posted by Ginny then by Tortoise. Lately, they have both been logged on at the same time. (two computers maybe).

Ginny says she is from south Louisiana. That much is certainly true. She knows too much about Cajun south Louisiana not to be from there. She says that Tortoise is from L.A. (Los Angeles). Now as someone who was born in Louisiana, I have always been aware that the initials for L.A. are exactly the same as the initials for Louisiana.... LA. Possibly a clever move to make sure she never mixes up on the board......

As I type this, I am grinning from ear to ear, because I honestly could not care less if Ginny and Tortoise are two people or one. Our tastes in EVERYTHING are diametrically opposed to one another. The only thing I have found interesting lately is that finally someone is more sexually crude (some will say "open") than jucylips.... I think jucylips isn't posting as much since Ginny has been stealing her thunder....

I absolutely know I am going to get flamed for this post..... but I'm feeling ornery tonight...... so I don't give a flying fuck.....

<snicker>

 

[SINthysist]

He holds a PhD in physics and worked for NASA.

What would you call him?

 

[Ginny]

ummm okay....a paranoid rocket scientist then?

http://www.t-shirtking.com/graphics/107-00092.jpg


edited to add image

 

[Problem Child]

This is worth a new thread?

I thought you were at least going to call DCL a pedophile again, you fucking fruitcake.

 

[RawHumor]

He holds a PhD in physics and worked for NASA.

What would you call him?

LOL This same thing happened in a movie... don't ask me which movie, but I know it happened. Only the rocket scientist in that movie was a woman.

 

[Purple Haze]

I can't stop laughing...

 

[SINthysist]

No yayati calls him a pedophile.

I say his story is about abusing young women and tantamount to gateway child porn.

But at least you've been reading the threads.

Why don't you go compose another witty ditty...

 

[SINthysist]

genius, paranoia, and schizophrenia often run concurrently.

As we all can see…

 

[Problem Child]

There was an old douchebag named sinthysist

Who would sit alone at night and get pissed

He wore Hai-Karate

And acted quite snotty

And always needed help to go potty

 

[SINthysist]

See, you ARE smarter than me!

 

[SINthysist]

... but you may continue to try and prove me wrong.

 

[Purple Haze]

I can't breathe......

 

[SINthysist]

And you're funnier than me!

And I did preface my remarks with regards (kudo even) for your act...

 

[RawHumor]

There was an old douchebag named sinthysist

Who would sit alone at night and get pissed

He wore Hai-Karate

And acted quite snotty

And always needed help to go potty

No points for you. It was witty, but it didn't work.

The last line of a limerick is suppose to rhyme with the first two lines. You were doing well up to that point.

Change it to:

And always walked with a limp wrist

or something like that and you'll up your score.

 

[SINthysist]

LOL Raw!

Gracias...

 

[SINthysist]

You gotta admire someone who will defend the feeble-minded!

 

[RawHumor]

LOL Raw!

Gracias...

Okay, I'm assuming that you don't walk with a limp wrist, but there are only so many words that rhyme with SINthysist.

Pissed was already used.
List, kissed, hissed...

None of those are funny.

 

[SINthysist]

Not that there's anything WRONG with that sort of thing...

 

[Problem Child]

No points for you. It was witty, but it didn't work.

The last line of a limerick is suppose to rhyme with the first two lines. You were doing well up to that point.

Change it to:

And always walked with a limp wrist

or something like that and you'll up your score.

You should change your name to Raw Pain in the Ass.