Ancient Literotican Proverbs

[BigDawg69]

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best
thing on earth.

War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to
undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give
wife upright organ.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot
walk.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to
fill it.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.


Man who fish in other man's well often catch
crabs.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok.

 

[Summery]

Lmao! I remember reading those a long time ago.

Good Morning BigDawg.

 

[nzwookie]

Man with cock in chicken is not going to get laid !!!!!!

 

[Demian]

Next Man Who Fake Asia

Get Asia up Tiny white Huge hole

 

[phrodeau]

Man that loses key to girlfriend's apartment gets no new key.

 

[MissTaken]

A cock in the hand, is never worth two in the bush.


Manuicious say: He who type slow loses cookies.

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

lol

Cute.

 

[patient1]

A cock in the hand, is never worth two in the bush.


Manuicious say: He who type slow loses cookies.

That explains my vanishing cookies.


I always thought it was - "A boob in hand is worth two & a bush"

 

[nzwookie]

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.



[/B]

Ah but man with hand in another mans pocket not feeling himself !!