Ancient Chinese Secrets

[Madame Pandora]

This afternoon I opened a fortune cookie and it read:

Listeners envy the storyteller his tales as he envies their experiences.

I don’t know that I agree with it, but it’s ABSOLUTELY wonderful. I’ve never gotten such a great little line on one of these strips of paper before. Mostly mine say crap like “You will go on a long journey.”

Anyone else ever get one like this?

MP

 

[FantasyGoddess]

No, I just get the stupid ones.

 

[livin_simple]

FantasyGoddess - Don't take it personal. I think a lot is lost in the translation to English. Rest secure all are quite profound in the original text.

 

[ranajja]

You do know "The Rule" for fortunes in fortune cookies, don't you?

You must add the words "IN BED" to the end of every fortune. Makes even the insipid ones interesting...

 

[Ambrosious]

You must add the words "IN BED" to the end of every fortune. Makes even the insipid ones interesting...

...in bed.


HAHAHAHAHA! It works. HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[FantasyGoddess]

Don't mind him.

 

[Ambrosious]

Don't mind him.

...in bed.


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[FantasyGoddess]

Don't mind him.

...in bed.


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

You're right, I don't I just role over.

 

[Topps]

I have'nt had a fortune cookie yet. So I must say that I a little behind.

 

[Nobody Special]

Chinese Fortune Cookies.... A great American Tradition..

E

 

[DriveSouth]

Chinese Fortune Cookies.... A great American Tradition..

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In Bed.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Whispersecret]

While I like the statement of the fortune cookie, MP, personally I hate getting those type. I want a FORTUNE cookie, where I get some sort of prediction of what's going to happen to me, good or bad. If I wanted philosophy, I'd take a class.

The "in bed" thing IS funny! With the fortunes, that is.

WOOF.

 

[Mustang Sally]

OMG, I'm laughing so hard!

... in bed!

I think my last fortune cookie said something like:
People are drawn to your magnetic personality.

That's a joke.

... in bed!

*giggle* *snort*

 

[Laurel]

Don't mind him.

...in bed.


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

You're right, I don't I just role over.

...in bed!

LOL!

 

[Deborah]

I have a friend who sells Chinese fortune cookies, among other things. He's a preacher and has sold just about everything to supplement his income. Selling God isn't always profitable. Seems to be seasonal or something.

I mean, this guy sells big bags of fortune cookies to restaurants and stores. I've opened hundreds. The fortunes are great but the cookies taste like shit.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*giggle* *snort*

. . . in bed


Shit *hangs head* not again, leaving now.