Analyze away.

[naudiz]

I had a deeply profound dream last night.

I was in a library, surrounded by many people I did not readily recognize, though a few of them were familiar to me. The librarian was the librarian from my high school, the one who was always getting on my case for talking too loudly and throwing things. She looked on with disapproval as I started making conversation with some of the people hanging out in the adult fiction section, so I had to keep my voice down.

At one point, the librarian was called way, and that's when I took my chance! I went up to the bar (in the context of the dream, a bar in a library made perfect sense), and I asked for a keg of beer. It took them awhile to find the kind I wanted, but once they did, I had it brought over to the adult fiction section. Glasses were passed around, and it was free beer for everyone in the library that night.

We all drank a lot of beer. It was really good, too. I just kept drinking, and drinking, and drinking. I stirred, and in that hazy drift between sleeping and waking, I decided I'd rather be drinking beer, and I fell back asleep for awhile longer.

I can only guess at the deeper meaning of these nocturnal musings.

 

[Bobtoad777]

it means you want to have nasal sex with you sister.

just kidding

i have no idea what it means

 

[R Nitelight]

I think it means you're gay.

 

[forgetunome]

Hmmm...

forget puts all of her active brain cells together to think...(there's not too many of them either! LOL)

I think it means you would rather be drunk than read a book and you've been carrying a grudge against your H.S. Librarian all these years and was talking where she couldn't get to you! It was payback time!

Or then again maybe it was a "wet dream"

 

[naudiz]

Re: Hmmm...

Or then again maybe it was a "wet dream"

Now that I think about it, I did spill beer on myself in the dream...

I'd have to be gay if I wanted to have nasal sex with my sister. I'm told we look a lot alike, so now I've got these mental images of a disturbed woman with an unnatural attraction to her own nostrils. Well, that broke my head.

I think what it means is there's a party in my head and everyone's invited. So, how the hell are you all tonight? Buffy is on! Time for my weekly drool-over-Spike ritual. Be back in an hour...

 

[Whispersecret]

I had a dream last night that I had a bad case of headlice. WTF? Where did that come from? It had to be one of the creepiest dreams I've ever had--right up there with the losing-all-my-teeth dream.