anal simulation

[Guest]

anyone have any ideas for anal simulation at home with shit you can find around the house..i used one of them small wooden bats that i made at school and the top half is really big but i was intrested in something else

 

[Phil69]

this is kind of embarrassing, but sometimes I use a sharpie marker (one of the bigger kinds).

Its probably not the best, but it was the only thing I could think of.....

I'm pretty new to the whole anal thing.

(I'm not really gay, or bi)

any other ideas?

 

[litma2]

just use yer finger. thats what i do. still... a sharpie??? wow... actually a good idea except what if you let it go?

 

[Carnus]

hehehe, I read this as simulation and not stimulation at first as was wondering how in the heck you could use a sharpie for that. One thing I have found that works really nice is a candle, run hot water over it to soften it slightly and you can then use your fingers to round off any edges or anything. Then you might even want to squeeze it and make ridges or bumps in it for added pleasure. The great thing about candles is that you can buy then anywhere and get whatever diameter you like. I would recommend using unscented candles as that would add chemicals that I honestly don't know what they would do if anything to you hehe, but then again a bayberry scented posterior could be a good thing. Have fun and be careful.

Carnus

 

[Vixandra]

I've a Rabbit Vibe that I turn around so I please my clit with my fingers, have the main part inside me and the ears vibrating against my anus.

Carnus- love the kitten, tis so cute!

 

[Carnus]

I've a Rabbit Vibe that I turn around so I please my clit with my fingers, have the main part inside me and the ears vibrating against my anus.

Carnus- love the kitten, tis so cute!

Thank you

Carnus

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by Carnus
hehehe, I read this as simulation and not stimulation at first as was wondering how in the heck you could use a sharpie for that. One thing I have found that works really nice is a candle, run hot water over it to soften it slightly and you can then use your fingers to round off any edges or anything. Then you might even want to squeeze it and make ridges or bumps in it for added pleasure. The great thing about candles is that you can buy then anywhere and get whatever diameter you like. I would recommend using unscented candles as that would add chemicals that I honestly don't know what they would do if anything to you hehe, but then again a bayberry scented posterior could be a good thing. Have fun and be careful.

Carnus

mmm yes tried that.... you might want to start with a tapered one. you can also put a condom over the candle and lube it up. Bayberry you say? Not vanilla? hehe

 

[DuckLover]

A soapy finger in the shower is a great way to explore. When I started exploring myself (shortly after my first anal sex experience) I learned a lot about anatomy. That learning has made me a MUCH better anal lover!

Anything you find at home that is roughly cylindrical, lacks sharp edges, that won't puncture your innards, and that you won't lose inside yourself is an option. The handle end of many tools and kitchen utensils can be fun. In fact, there was an entire thread about kitchen utensils serving as improvised sex toys; you might want to run a search for it.

Have fun, but remember that especially in anal play PAIN = DANGER.

 

[DuckLover]

this is kind of embarrassing, but sometimes I use a sharpie marker (one of the bigger kinds).

Its probably not the best, but it was the only thing I could think of.....

I'm pretty new to the whole anal thing.

(I'm not really gay, or bi)

any other ideas?

Since nobody else has mentioned it yet, discovering that anal stimulation feels good does not mean you are gay, bisexual, or anything else. It only means that you've discovered something new (and pleasant!) about your nervous system. Enjoying having your gf fuck you in the ass with a strap-on doesn't make you gay or bi either. (I'll stop now, since there are entire threads on sexual labels...) </soapbox>

 

[thegreenfairy]

I've a Rabbit Vibe that I turn around so I please my clit with my fingers, have the main part inside me and the ears vibrating against my anus.

I use mine for that too! Those things are *so* useful...

 

[Amfig]

Does no one ever use Search? It's on the menu. Upper right corner.

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by Amfig
Does no one ever use Search? It's on the menu. Upper right corner.

Obviously not...especially the newbies...they don't seem to have mastered that. Frustrating I know, but hey what can you do about it?

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

Sorry to jump in...

being *new* and all.

But please consider that rather than reading through post after post of things written two years ago, please consider the idea that perhaps new or not, people want to be a part of a discussion that they can participate in rather than just read up on and take notes. I hardly think thats a reason to respond with what seems like a rather curt response.

...just a thought to ponder....

~WOK

 

[wicked woman]

Re: Sorry to jump in...

Originally posted by wornoutkeyboard
being *new* and all.

But please consider that rather than reading through post after post of things written two years ago, please consider the idea that perhaps new or not, people want to be a part of a discussion that they can participate in rather than just read up on and take notes. I hardly think thats a reason to respond with what seems like a rather curt response.

...just a thought to ponder....

~WOK

WOK I don't think anyone meant to be curt...think of it more as frustration. This is the How to thread...we're all pretty friendly here and willing to not only help but welcome people to Lit *btw welcome...know you'll love it here so enjoy * Discussion and input is what it's all about but when you see the same topic asked in a new thread constantly...you get a bit tired of answering the same question *anal seems to be the topic of the month * I've been known to just provide a link to the last few threads myself instead of answering again.

So don't be put off...we just need a bit of understanding. Jump in to any of the threads that interest you...

 

[Lust Engine]

Re: Re: Sorry to jump in...

WOK I don't think anyone meant to be curt...think of it more as frustration. This is the How to thread...we're all pretty friendly here and willing to not only help but welcome people to Lit *btw welcome...know you'll love it here so enjoy * Discussion and input is what it's all about but when you see the same topic asked in a new thread constantly...you get a bit tired of answering the same question *anal seems to be the topic of the month * I've been known to just provide a link to the last few threads myself instead of answering again.

So don't be put off...we just need a bit of understanding. Jump in to any of the threads that interest you...

I'm inclined to agree with WW here. We don't mena to be rude by any stretch but for those of us who've been here since the last Ice Age, seeing certain questions pop up time & time again can be a bit monotonous. A little searching by a newbie can alleviate a lot of that for us. And if you genuinely can't find the subject, then by all means post it.

We try to be a helpful bunch here.

 

[wicked woman]

Re: Re: Re: Sorry to jump in...

Originally posted by Lust Engine
I'm inclined to agree with WW here. We don't mena to be rude by any stretch but for those of us who've been here since the last Ice Age, seeing certain questions pop up time & time again can be a bit monotonous. A little searching by a newbie can alleviate a lot of that for us. And if you genuinely can't find the subject, then by all means post it.

We try to be a helpful bunch here.

Speak for yourself LE...I'm not old enough tho have been here since the Ice Age

 

[James G 5]

Also, there's a TON of good advice that might not get presented because the giver might've left Lit, or not feel like repeating it...if you read thru an old thread and then BUMP it with quotes or questions, you can still get current advice & enter conversations

 

[BirdsWife]

Re: Re: Re: Sorry to jump in...

I'm inclined to agree with WW here. We don't mena to be rude by any stretch but for those of us who've been here since the last Ice Age, seeing certain questions pop up time & time again can be a bit monotonous. A little searching by a newbie can alleviate a lot of that for us. And if you genuinely can't find the subject, then by all means post it.

We try to be a helpful bunch here.

Well, looking at this thread (which was started two months ago by someone who was banned for being 15) it looks like a newbie did a search of the subject, found this thread and posted a new response, which is exactly what you are telling them to do.

 

[Etoile]

hehehe, I read this as simulation and not stimulation at first as was wondering how in the heck you could use a sharpie for that.

Good for you, because that's what it says. Good eyes!

 

[Etoile]

Re: Re: Sorry to jump in...

This is the How to thread...

I seem to remember moving this over from GLBT Chatter, actually. I never realized the kid was 15 - go figure.

 

[Bobmi357]

anyone have any ideas for anal simulation at home with shit you can find around the house..i used one of them small wooden bats that i made at school and the top half is really big but i was intrested in something else

The problem with simulating an anus is most solutions have a total lack of realism. I do remember hearing once about a boy that used a pair of water balloons and a Black & Decker wet/dry shopvac (with the narrow attachment), but from what I remember, the paramedics needed to be called.

Might I suggest that instead of trying to simulate one, you find a real one instead?

Oh.... YOU MEANT STIMULATE??

My bad.