Anal probe....

[Bob Peale]

how about the sound of chainsaw being started...?

At that point, you are officially on your own!

 

[OUTSIDER]

and out that door like a fucking shot, LOL.

 

[Gaucho]

"Read the card! Read the card!"

 

[fgarvb1]

yeah, well if you really want a dose of fun....

...go get a prostate biopsy.! You have to lay naked, on your side, under a sheet on the table with your knees at about an fourty five degree angle. Then the joker takes this
ultrasound probe about an inch and quarter in dia. and about eight inches long covered with a condom and ky and rams it up your ass. He shoves it against your prostate which which is giving you problems and is sore as hell and
{it fells like the s.o.b. is trying trying to rip it out.}
Of coarse he has to rub this the damn thing all over it to get a good picture.

Just about the time you wish you had never been born the real fun starts.

Now, I never got a look at this air operated needle.

It sounds a lot like a pnuematic nail gun. It also FEELS like he's using a nail gun. The good doc takes twelve "samples". Why twelve.? My guess is that's as much as they can get away with and still call it a medical procedure. It damn sure feels like the needle is going all the way through each time.

"oh, the novocain will numb you a lot". "you might feel a little discomfort when the novocain wears off". "if your still passing blood after a couple of months, It's not to uncommon....BULLSHIT.!!!!!!!.

One pain pill and four advill later i droped off into a pain filled nightmarish sleep.

At least the test came out o.k.

 

[OUTSIDER]

we have a saying here in the UK and it goes "FUCK THAT FOR A GAME OF SOLDIERS".....BTW I had my legs crossed all the way through reading your post mate...you have my sympathy's.

 

[indyweasel]

OUCH!!!

Outsider..you could have let me go on in my ignorant bliss for a while.

I dont think I am going to read this thread anymore.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Indy you are probably safe after all as I think back I've rather abused my poor old bod in past years, when I think back to some of the shit I got up to on scooter rallies with my mates I'm amazed I'm still alive or whole....

 

[indyweasel]

I know.. I'm just looking at 2 new knee's and maybe a hip.

Oh well, the price of youth.

 

[OUTSIDER]

I'll be needing a new knee sometime soon too but I may have to hold on till I'm in my 40's before they'll give it to me...what a fuck up eh.

 

[indyweasel]

I've probably got about 5-8 years on mine. Its amazing what playing soccer and football will do to your lower body.

 

[OUTSIDER]

tell me about it I used to play soccer every sunday as part of a pub team but my knee put a stop to that....bummer.