Anal orgasm detector

[astuffedshirt_perv]

Don't know where else to put this but from WIRED THE STRANGE SAGA OF THE BUTT PLUG TURNED RESEARCH DEVICE.

Apparently a foolproof way to detect orgasms is to track anal contractions. So they "invented the 3D-printable anal pneumatic base for psychophysiology research", basically a butt plug that stays in place and measures anal contractions.

 

[Hypoxia]

Have you experienced anal orgasms?

 

[Privates1stClass]

Apparently a foolproof way to detect orgasms is to track anal contractions. So they "invented the 3D-printable anal pneumatic base for psychophysiology research", basically a butt plug that stays in place and measures anal contractions.

For a scientist, there's nothing more interesting than doing basic research. I'd like to gather a group of females, do the research, then write a report in the form of a LIT story. Yeah, I could do several months of research gathering data.

 

[CuteSlaveLisa]

Does it beep, or go BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ when it goes off? The latter may prove to be a big seller.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

 

[CuteSlaveLisa]

For a scientist, there's nothing more interesting than doing basic research. I'd like to gather a group of females, do the research, then write a report in the form of a LIT story. Yeah, I could do several months of research gathering data.

For that kind of research to be valid wouldn't you need a huge sample size? Men and women of all ethnicities, age groups (over 18 of course), socioeconomic status, eye color, hair color, height, etc.

Orgy for science at Privates' house...

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

 

[Ovidius]

Does it beep, or go BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ when it goes off? The latter may prove to be a big seller.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

Oh!You combine the orgasm detector with the anal orgasm stimulator. And get caught in a feedback loop that lasts until the batteries run out. Now there is an interesting idea for a story.

 

[ChuckWolf]

Thanks for posting this.

I can actually use this info for a story I'm working on.

 

[astuffedshirt_perv]

TI can actually use this info for a story I'm working on.

Yah baby! Please let us know when it posts

 

[ChuckWolf]

Yah baby! Please let us know when it posts

Will do!

 

[Hypoxia]

I'll skip the political angles, but who volunteers to be butt-fucked for science? How do you know it's *really* for science and not just ordinary fun? Do a lab coat and dangling stethoscope reassure you?

Can you order different butt-plug sizes? If test results are inconclusive, how often must anal penetration be repeated? Will you smile? Could guys or higher primates be trained to measure just as accurately as the device, using only their disciplined dicks? I bet many would volunteer there.

 

[Ovidius]

To tie in with another current thread... This would be an interesting experiment to run in a women's prison. As a sort of community service program.

Will intense orgasms, riding a Sybian, or being subjected to a fucking machine for three hours every day reduce recidivism rates in females?

The Department of Corrections, and Parliament, must certainly investigate.

 

[ChuckWolf]

In the story I'm working on (a sequel to EARTHSHAKER, the link to that story in my sig below), I'm also including these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuLIQacrLlc

Except they'll have vibrating dildos at the tip.

 

[CuteSlaveLisa]

I'll skip the political angles, but who volunteers to be butt-fucked for science?

I dunno, last time I volunteered to be butt-fucked it was for "Tuesday."

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

 

[Jackba57]

This is going to need quite the power cell...we better call Tesla.

 

[coppaJChristo]

Stf

Oh!You combine the orgasm detector with the anal orgasm stimulator. And get caught in a feedback loop that lasts until the batteries run out. Now there is an interesting idea for a story.

For a series on sex toy Fails. There should be a Vine for that.

 

[Hypoxia]

Oh!You combine the orgasm detector with the anal orgasm stimulator. And get caught in a feedback loop that lasts until the batteries run out. Now there is an interesting idea for a story.

The toy is powered by body energy so the batteries never die, always recharge during use. Work that into a Groundhog Day scene for eternal orgasms.

For a series on sex toy Fails. There should be a Vine for that.

Toy fail collections, yes. Vine, no: too short.

Plot bunny: Investigators (who?) are hired (by whom?) to probe epidemics of sex-toy fails (where?) before all society collapses. Much research is needed. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Shelly2inme]

Why in the fuck would they need ...

Why in the fuck would they need a machine to figure out when an orgasm occurs? Don't people notice when they have orgasms? Have I been having orgasms that I don't know about? I don't think so.

 

[Shelly2inme]

I just realized...

I just realized that this must be a government funded project. Another good example of your tax dollars at work. I wonder if they need any volunteers? How do they administer the orgasms? Where do we sign up for this program? Also, when do I get my free phone?

 

[Hypoxia]

I just realized that this must be a government funded project. Another good example of your tax dollars at work. I wonder if they need any volunteers? How do they administer the orgasms? Where do we sign up for this program? Also, when do I get my free phone?

No, not tax-funded. Read the article. But if the research had been conducted by a corporation then it might be tax-deductible.

 

[Privates1stClass]

Shelly2inme wrote:

Why in the fuck would they need a machine to figure out when an orgasm occurs? Don't people notice when they have orgasms? Have I been having orgasms that I don't know about? I don't think so.

As I read the article linked in the original post, they are not only researching orgasms, but the number of contractions which occur during orgasms.

Not sure what they do with the data, but I say the more contractions, the better.

Perhaps we could get together and do some basic research?