What % of people here on Lit are really just hoping to find an anonymous, reasonable playmate that will (if you are a guy) stop by and blow you twice a week or (if you are a girl) stop by and go down on you twice a week?
All the other nonsense that goes on here (asking how to talk your wife into blowing your best friend, what the best way to make an upside down cake is, wondering why Obama is such a pussy, etc.) is that all just small talk hoping to find what is described in the first paragraph?
Being a guy looking for someone to blow me twice a week my requirements aren't too strict: be female, be clean and look like you are trying to look nice (even if you are overweight a little effort goes a long way), act like you are really enjoying yourself, and when you are done act like you can't wait until the next time you get to blow me. A guy can tell when a girl is into giving head versus just going through the motions.
If you are a girl and want me to eat you out - the same rules apply. I'd happily get a girl off with my tongue twice a week if they seemed likeable, were well groomed and were "normal".
thoughts?
All the other nonsense that goes on here (asking how to talk your wife into blowing your best friend, what the best way to make an upside down cake is, wondering why Obama is such a pussy, etc.) is that all just small talk hoping to find what is described in the first paragraph?
Being a guy looking for someone to blow me twice a week my requirements aren't too strict: be female, be clean and look like you are trying to look nice (even if you are overweight a little effort goes a long way), act like you are really enjoying yourself, and when you are done act like you can't wait until the next time you get to blow me. A guy can tell when a girl is into giving head versus just going through the motions.
If you are a girl and want me to eat you out - the same rules apply. I'd happily get a girl off with my tongue twice a week if they seemed likeable, were well groomed and were "normal".
thoughts?