An open letter to hogjack

[blobfish]

Don't listen to anything this "jokester" tells you.

About two weeks ago, in a movie suggestion thread, hogjack recommended a film entitled "There Will Be Blood". He described it as a Morgan Spurlock documentary exploring the digestive consequences of eating nothing but Taco Bell for thirty days. Needless to say, this was a lie. I searched for days until I finally found the film on VHS (I have not yet made the switch to digital). To my disgust, the film contained no bloody bowel movements, inflamed polyps or irritable anything syndrome. Instead, it turned out to be a B-rate, grindhouse piece of trash about the California oil boom around the turn of the twentieth century. In short, I was deceived.

Beware this man. He is not to be trusted.

That is all.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Don't listen to anything this "jokester" tells you.

About two weeks ago, in a movie suggestion thread, hogjack recommended a film entitled "There Will Be Blood". He described it as a Morgan Spurlock documentary exploring the digestive consequences of eating nothing but Taco Bell for thirty days. Needless to say, this was a lie. I searched for days until I finally found the film on VHS (I have not yet made the switch to digital). To my disgust, the film contained no bloody bowel movements, inflamed polyps or irritable anything syndrome. Instead, it turned out to be a B-rate, grindhouse piece of trash about the California oil boom around the turn of the twentieth century. In short, I was deceived.

Beware this man. He is not to be trusted.

That is all.

I drink it up!

 

[unregistered]

 

[blobfish]

Be advised noob, Hoggy will, when it suits him, take you apart like a clock and hand you the parts in a paper bag. He'll do it with an irreverent hilarity known only to the few who've had the pleasure to have seen it in action. Just trying to help you maintain your structural integrity.

I wouldn't have been so upset, but I had to order the VHS from some Mexican website, and it cost like $15 just for shipping. I'm willing to eat the loss, but I want an apology from hogjack.

 

[Tryharder62]

What happens when you overeat at Taco bell....

 

[XdOu™]

What happens when you overeat at Taco bell....

check ya pm

 

[bra_man69]

I wouldn't have been so upset, but I had to order the VHS from some Mexican website, and it cost like $15 just for shipping. I'm willing to eat the loss, but I want an apology from hogjack.

You're on the net all day and night and you couldn't find it for free.

 

[blobfish]

You're on the net all day and night and you couldn't find it for free.

I assume that "net" is an abbreviation of "internet". Is it really possible to watch movies on the internet?

 

[doctor_insanus]

That is all.

This is the only part of your post that I believe.

 

[butters]

I assume that "net" is an abbreviation of "internet". Is it really possible to watch movies on the internet?

*sips whiskey slowly and smiles*

 

[bra_man69]

I assume that "net" is an abbreviation of "internet". Is it really possible to watch movies on the internet?

I do all the time technology is a great thing.

 

[blobfish]

I do all the time technology is a great thing.

I smell bullshit. Next, you'll tell me that the internet is awash in free pornography.

 

[bra_man69]

I smell bullshit. Next, you'll tell me that the internet is awash in free pornography.

What's pornography?

 

[TonyClifton]

Don't listen to anything this "jokester" tells you.

I agree with that, but my problems are with the Bandit.

He just passed my car doing over a hundred.

I will catch that sum of a bitch if it is the last thing I every do!

 

[blobfish]

What's pornography?

It's like watching Chris Matthews interview Obama, but with less bending over.

 

[Aquagal]

Don't listen to anything this "jokester" tells you.

About two weeks ago, in a movie suggestion thread, hogjack recommended a film entitled "There Will Be Blood". He described it as a Morgan Spurlock documentary exploring the digestive consequences of eating nothing but Taco Bell for thirty days. Needless to say, this was a lie. I searched for days until I finally found the film on VHS (I have not yet made the switch to digital). To my disgust, the film contained no bloody bowel movements, inflamed polyps or irritable anything syndrome. Instead, it turned out to be a B-rate, grindhouse piece of trash about the California oil boom around the turn of the twentieth century. In short, I was deceived.

Beware this man. He is not to be trusted.

That is all.

I think you should hunt down this great movie about the Watergate scandal, it's called Deep Throat.

 

[mediocre]

I'm just here for this ass.^^^^

And when she changes the avatar I will look foolish.

 

[butters]

I think you should hunt down this great movie about the Watergate scandal, it's called Deep Throat.

wasn't Jaws a Deep Throat parody?

 

[blobfish]

I think you should hunt down this great movie about the Watergate scandal, it's called Deep Throat.

I think you may be poking fun at me.

 

[blobfish]

wasn't Jaws a Deep Throat parody?

I believe you're thinking of a film entitled "Dislocated Jaws".

 

[butters]

I believe you're thinking of a film entitled "Dislocated Jaws".

the palestinian exodus?

 

[blobfish]

the palestinian exodus?

That one is called "Yitzhak Does Jerusalem". Not very catchy, I know.

 

[butters]

That one is called "Yitzhak Does Jerusalem". Not very catchy, I know.

was Balfour Beats Off the prequel?

 

[blobfish]

was Balfour Beats Off the prequel?

Yup, that one was a silent film starring the Circumsized Lion of Zion, "Dizzy" Disraeli.

 

[butters]

Yup, that one was a silent film starring the Circumsized Lion of Zion, "Dizzy" Disraeli.

i think you took this an allenby bridge too far, fishy