An Ode To Lit

[michaelmt1]

This is not a LIST

feel free to add some verses if you want

An Ode To Lit

Its nice to see you here at lit
Don’t you ever give Siren, Shit
Like tell you what to do
But list like that are really poo

Galmorillaa will make your day
I cant be sure I think hes gay
As you look and read his posts
Be careful not to burn your toast

Then there is a guy call Shaq
Who posting number quite a stack
If you say that black is black
Shaq will make you take it back

I thought I would say Shytallguy
Nothing rhymes I wonder why
Shy is one thing he is not
But on his sleeve he wipes his snot

There is in here the lovely Suzi
She make my knees go quite woozie
When she asks if you want food
Take my word shes being rude

Tod-O-Vision like his Hyphens
You should see his massive siphon
I don’t know why I put him in
But to leve him out would be a sin

I think you’d like to meet bratcat
I’m told he has a massive fat
Hes the one who told me so
I doubt that it can really grow

(fat is slang in Australia for erect penis)

Marxist is a man that thinks
He should put his thoughts down in ink
If you ask him what he says
The aches you will find are in your head

Then there is me michaelmt1
Some times stupid some times fun
I don’t care what you think
As a poet I really stink


Mike

edited to explian fat

 

[Private Vasquez]

best thing about this place is the fact that posters can insult one another.

 

[riff]

I like it.



Keep going.

 

[TWB]

best thing about this place is the fact that posters can insult one another.

Aw, fuck you.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Piss off!

 

[Olivianna]

PV,
I LOVE your av! You look so beautiful there. Is that from your trip to India?

 

[Private Vasquez]

yeah...that's the ticket...my trip to India.

 

[estevie]

When did cat become a fat man?

Cool tho!

 

[Suzi]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

I make his knees go woozie! But not sure how to take the "food" and "rude" lines. Unless he means that the meal is a ruse for SEX and if I only offer food..........lol

Mike, my knees only go weak when I kiss someone I feel I am in love with!


Suzi

 

[michaelmt1]

Suzi the food rude is a referance to your stories

Mike

 

[Suzi]

*sigh*

You must think my brain matches my hair dearest...I KNOW they were references to my stories!

 

[estevie]

k...I see the edit, but shes still not a man! Or is she??

*runs off screaming...CATTTTTTTT*

Great thread tho, Mike!

 

[michaelmt1]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

sorry bratcat do you mind having a sex change so the poem is correct i would really appreciatte it>



Mike

 

[estevie]

Well, I'm not cat but since she's my best bud, I'll give the go ahead...wouldn't want to ruin your poem and all!

 

[michaelmt1]

Add a verse

Feel free to add verses to this Ode
I dont want people to feel left out

Mike

 

[T.H. Oughts]

There is a sexy man named Thumbs,
I want to stick my strapon up his bum.
I'd lick him all way,
while I had a merry day.
With that Maple man named Thumbs.

 

[daniella469]

Dillinger

Here, posts a man for short we call Dilly
His avs make me think of the movie "Free Willy"
For days I worshipped a Manatee stray
Not an ocean mammal, is that what you say?
I must inspect further, I doubt my own eyes
Could a man walk with such mass, between his thighs?
It's distracting, haunting, it makes my mouth water
He's taunting us ,teasing, best hide your daughter
He's sexy, charming, and often amusingly bold
A huge cock is a perk, on that man, I've already been sold

 

[Suzi]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm....

think I'll BUMP it up!