An Odd Thought...

[Laurel]

So I'm thinking...(which means trouble)

About 200,000 or so unique people visit Lit every day, give or take. In a month period, we probably get double that number of unique visitors. There's around 30,000 or so registered members. And I wonder...do I know any of you? I mean, are you my neighbors? My friends? My ex-coworkers? That's not a lot of people really compared to the population of the US, much less the world, but still...

Do you all ever wonder if there are familiar faces behind the pseudonyms? If your grandma/boss/babysitter is here at Lit under some hyper-sexual username?

Have any of you discovered that you have friends/family members/etc/ who were at Lit but you didn't know beforehand?

Just curious.

 

[Weevil]

It is an odd one. I've been looking at all my acquaintances with a careful eye, thinking "do they?"

Freaky stuff.

 

[Angel]

The only people in my family with computers are my Uncle and my Dad.


My picture is plastered all over the site, I honestly think if they'd seen it I'd have heard about it by now.


My mom is going to be online soon using my old computer. I was thinking about dropping the url into her email to see what her reaction would be.

 

[Problem Child]

Laurel

I'm your checker at Von's.

You know, the weird one that always checks out your ass when I think your not looking.

BTW, we're having a special on cat food this week. Feed your pussy.

 

[Angel]

PC!

Isn't it past your bedtime young man? You march up those stairs right now Mister, and I'll be up in a minute to adminster your punishment.





damn kids.

 

[Weevil]

Duuuuuude. Your Mom's hot!

 

[Laurel]

Re: Laurel

I'm your checker at Von's.

You know, the weird one that always checks out your ass when I think your not looking.

Damnit. I knew it. I thought he looked like One Of Them...

BTW, we're having a special on cat food this week. Feed your pussy.

That's Manu's job...

*blushes at her coarse humor*

 

[Problem Child]

Duuuuuude. Your Mom's hot!

I know. I've got this really filthy Oedipus thing for her.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Laurel

Damnit. I knew it. I thought he looked like One Of Them...



That's Manu's job...

*blushes at her coarse humor*

I've been waiting all week for someone to use coarse in a sentence!

 

[Laurel]

LOL!!

Better get to bed before your hottie mom gives you the spanking you've been begging for...

 

[Weevil]

I know. I've got this really filthy Oedipus thing for her.

I've been waiting all week to hear a greek tragedy reference in a sentence.

 

[Laurel]

And I've been waiting all week for EBW to be waiting all week. So that's, like, two weeks.

 

[Weevil]

And I've been waiting all....hold on a second

(Carry the numerator, subtract by the cosine, add pie)

I give up. 13?

 

[Problem Child]

Laurel

lol...

You crack me up.

What's going on with your boobies?

 

[Problem Child]

pie?

like as in apple, persimmon?

do you do lincoln-log-o-rhythms too?

 

[Never]

I'm really president Bush's daughter.
The cute one.

 

[Laurel]

They're just sitting here, watching me type with those pink eyes of theirs. I'd say hangin around, but you can't fall off the floor. Know what I'm sayin?

 

[Weevil]

pie?

like as in apple, persimmon?

do you do lincoln-log-o-rhythms too?

I said add pie and I meant add pie.

I needs fuel for my mathematical equation machine of a mind.

 

[Weevil]

I'm really president Bush's daughter.
The cute one.

Which one? They're both babealicious!!!

Night all.

 

[Laurel]

Pie makes any meal a celebration.

So says the apple industry.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm really president Bush's daughter.
The cute one.

I really do have a thing about doing both of them at the same time.

and Laura.

and Babs.

That doesn't make me a freak, does it?

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Only the Babs part.

Her eyes don't look in the same direction at the same time. I keep waiting for a long blue tongue to slither out of her lips, grab a fly, and slip back in again.

 

[Laurel]

I'm related to Clinton...seriously!

Why else would I proclaim such white trash relatives?

Stand tall & proud, young lady.

 

[Problem Child]

lavy-liscious

So, did that congressman Condit off his little intern lover?

Just wondering. I grew up in his district seat.