An introduction, if you will.

[Funinkilts]

My name is Paul. I am a man whose mind be 15, whose body be 50, n whose soul be ageless. I be an easy going, laid back, open minded Peter Pan cleverly disguised as an Island Life Pyrate. Sometimes I be cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. But why? Be a Toys R Us kid while ye mind can still think it, and ye body can still do it.
I be a Pyrate. Not a, prepare to be boarded Pirate; but a true Pyrate. Live with freedom, with purpose, and with a sense of adventure. To live life to the fullest, with happiness and love. To act on selfish impulse.
I arrr an anomaly n an enigma. Because I be an open minded exhibitionist flasher with a penchant to flirt n talk dirty, I get labeled as anythin from pervert Tew demented; but because I hold such an open mind, that be who I arrr.
I wear a kilt in society when naught required to be in a uniform. I wood rather be nekid with true mates than clothed among the pretenders. I desire the athletic curves o me Lady Love
The refreshness o a cold pint
The laughter o great times
The comraderie wit good mates
I ‘ave gi’en society 49 years. I shall give the rest tew the black!!!!
A merry life, n a short one shall be Me motto for the rest o me days!!!!