An Introduction...Feedback Required...

[KID ROCK1]

First off I have no idea who the hell any of you are so in order for me to grace this board with my presence I need some info about you peeps...

Fill out the following survey and i'll decide based upon your answers if this board is worthy of me...

Your First Name...

Age...

Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)...

Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)...

How long have you been posting on discussion boards...

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)...

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)...

Your favorite Rock band...

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)...

What planet is Alf from(This is important)...

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy...

Do you masturbate(Be honest)...

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)...

Have ya ever had a threesome...

Do you like bondage...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop...

Coke or Pepsi...

If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be...

Thats all peeps...I'll check back later and based upon your answers i'll decide if this board is worthy of me...

Peace...

~i~

 

[R Nitelight]

KID ROCK 1

Well, you're certainly off to a rousing start.

 

[Ambrosious]

Kid, have you met M&M? He said he would kick your ass when he saw you...

 

[KID ROCK1]

***YAWN***

So far i'm not impressed...

Answer the questions...Its not that hard...

~i~

 

[jcgirl]

Your First Name - Jcgirl, but you can call me JC

Age...Relatively young, but old enough to be here

Sexual Preference.......Why yes, I do prefer sex.......howd ya know?

Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)...Well, my fingers are about this long ( ) And my feet about this long ( )

How long have you been posting on discussion boards...I dunno what does it say under my name?

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)...Here

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)...Depends.......is this like pin the tail on the donkey.......cause Im not good at that game, I always post it wrong

Your favorite Rock band...Theres this really cute band of rocks in my garden in the back yard.......pretty cool actually

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)...Live or on TV?

What planet is Alf from(This is important)...Another one

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy...Was it Mork?

Do you masturbate(Be honest)...This very second?

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)...Since the defintion os "Partners" kinda brings to mind "2" are you asking about threesomes? I might need a clarification on this one

Have ya ever had a threesome...Ahhh, is this different than three's company? And again.....Live or on TV?

Do you like bondage...Bondage is very useful...in fact I used some super glue bondage to fix my coffee mug yesterday

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop...A one, A two A three A crunch

Coke or Pepsi...Isnt it illegal to do drugs?

If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be...Would they be standing on one leg or on thier head?

 

[Nicole]

Your First Name... Umm Gee I dunno, do you think it could be Nicole?

Age... 29

Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)... Men for me please. Well one man thanks.

Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)... Fuck you.

How long have you been posting on discussion boards... 12 months.

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)... this one and you already have the link.

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)... not anymore Prick.

Your favorite Rock band... Pantera.

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)... No and you can't force me to either.

What planet is Alf from(This is important)... I wouldn't have a freaking clue.

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy... Robin William's ... he did didn't he?

Do you masturbate(Be honest)... Who doesn't, and no I won't describe what I do.

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)... 2

Have ya ever had a threesome... no but dream of the day.

Do you like bondage... Yes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop... A what? We don't have them in Australia.

Coke or Pepsi... Pepsi.

If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be... Meatloaf.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Someone With A Sense Of Humor...

Dumb answers but at least they were answers to my questions...

Next...

~i~

 

[jcgirl]

I have a question for ya Kid......How long did it take you to realize that everyones dick was bigger than yours?

 

[Pyper]

I confess, I'm a fag.

I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Won't somebody help me?

 

[KID ROCK1]

Ugh...

Dumb question Jcgirl...I figured you were a nut from the answers you gave me and you proved it...

Pyper...See a shrink...There is a cure for people like you...At least I hope so...

~i~

 

[Nicole]

Oh KID you are just so sweet, keep up the words of encouragment and you will have ALL the women wanting you.

I know I already do

 

[KID ROCK1]

Keep Dreaming...

For all I know you're a guy pretending to be a girl...

~i~

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Keep Dreaming...

 

[Nicole]

Oh Yeah baby cause I really wanna fuck you up the ass ... NOW BEND OVER.

 

[*bratcat*]

woooofuckinhooooo

 

[SweetCherry]

Your First Name... I answer to Cherry

Age... 27, and obviously more mature than you

Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)... I prefer human, so I guess that leaves you out

Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)... piss off

How long have you been posting on discussion boards...check my regristration date

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)... what's the matter dont you know how to use a browser or search engine?

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)... no, but I do get pissed off at the idiots quite easily

Your favorite Rock band... Aerosmith

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)... Yes, tho I prefer to forget it

What planet is Alf from(This is important)... Melmac, not that it matters

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy... Robin Williams

Do you masturbate(Be honest)... Only when not thinking of YOU

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)... Like I'm gonna admit that

Have ya ever had a threesome... why? need new jack off material?

Do you like bondage... only if I can tie you up and gag you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop... well, watch the comercail...it says 3

Coke or Pepsi... they are both nasty

If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be...almost anyone but you

Does that answer your questions? I sure hope so. Oh please, deem me worthy of your attentions, oh great and marvelous one. *sarcasm*

 

[Purple Haze]

Finally, a real man has joined the boards

Your First Name...Jennifer

Age...19

Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)...Bi

Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)...38-24-36

How long have you been posting on discussion boards...not long

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)...I like it here.

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)...No.

Your favorite Rock band...White Toast Rhythm Kings

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)...Yes, people say I look like Chrissy

What planet is Alf from(This is important)...Who's Alf?

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy...Robin Williams

Do you masturbate(Be honest)...Yes

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)...twelve

Have ya ever had a threesome...Yes.

Do you like bondage...Oh Yess.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop...Just one for me.

Nice to meet you, Sugar.

 

[KID ROCK1]

I Don't Like Jennifers...

Junifers are better...

They require less maintinance...

~i~

 

[Ksss]

hmmm I forgot the first question, and don't have the energy to keep scrolling back and forth, so I guess I'm outa here...

 

[Purple Haze]

Shucks.

 

[Nicole]

Oh this is going to be good *sitting back with popcorn*

Jennifer why don't you tell all the lovely men out there just how you touch yourself so that Mr. KID here can get his rocks off and fuck off home again.

 

[*bratcat*]

dammit it all anyways Ksss!

 

[Ksss]

LMAO bratcat! I don't think he's worth the time...sorry hon

 

[Beebeeblue]

Shit! What, did this loser come from under a rock or something??? Where's Deborah?!?!?!?!

 

[Purple Haze]

He doesn't like me, If he were to accept my name, I might be more willing to share.