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JAMESBJOHNSON
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USE WHAT YOU GOT is the first law of idea germination.
The solution to any need is almost always available close at hand. Simply look around.
EXAMPLE: I live beside two lesbians, One I call THE SKIPPER cuz she always wears a white boater cap, and GILLIGAN because she looks like Bob Denver. She has a cute goatee like when Bob played Maynard G. Krebs in the 50s.
We hate each other. I mean in a sick, depraved way.
Anyway, the problem was this: They wander the streets after midnight and do damage or steal shit. Mostly what they do is damage my veggie garden or pick veggies and scatter them about my yard.
So how do you stop it? Sit up all night forever?
No. I erected a cheap fence around the garden with plastic mesh and bamboo poles I stored in my garage. I scattered dog shit my dogs produce around the entry. To get in the garden you pretty much gotta step in dog shit at night. And it stays with you. I made like a hopscotch pattern I remember.
The solution to any need is almost always available close at hand. Simply look around.
EXAMPLE: I live beside two lesbians, One I call THE SKIPPER cuz she always wears a white boater cap, and GILLIGAN because she looks like Bob Denver. She has a cute goatee like when Bob played Maynard G. Krebs in the 50s.
We hate each other. I mean in a sick, depraved way.
Anyway, the problem was this: They wander the streets after midnight and do damage or steal shit. Mostly what they do is damage my veggie garden or pick veggies and scatter them about my yard.
So how do you stop it? Sit up all night forever?
No. I erected a cheap fence around the garden with plastic mesh and bamboo poles I stored in my garage. I scattered dog shit my dogs produce around the entry. To get in the garden you pretty much gotta step in dog shit at night. And it stays with you. I made like a hopscotch pattern I remember.