An Enormous Advanced in Concealed Carry

[Guest]

...that didn't quite work.

Bikini-clad carjacker held in robbery bid

Workers at RV dealership restrain woman who claimed to have gun

SOUTHAVEN, Miss. - Police in Mississippi say a woman was carjacked by a bikini-clad suspect, who they say later tried to rob an RV dealership...



Long story short, she claimed to have a gun and for some reason the good folks at the dealership didn't believe her. Can't imagine why.

Oh, well... back to the drawing board (no pun intended). Maybe she should perfect carrying concealed while wearing a tankini and then work her way up to the full nude carry...

 

[3113]

It coulda been a very, very small gun...

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/10/16/tiny-gun-2.jpg

Just sayin'.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Plot bunny!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

She only said that she had a gun, not that she was carrying it. It was probably back in the trailer.

 

[TE999]

Of course she could have it concealed in her front or rear holsters, but the dampness plays hob with the mechanisim and the ammo.

 

[Guest]

Of course she could have it concealed in her front or rear holsters, but the dampness plays hob with the mechanisim and the ammo.

Had it been the front holster, she might have been packing an Oozy.


(I apologize for that and will not do it again,)

 

[TE999]

Had it been the front holster, she might have been packing an Oozy.


(I apologize for that and will not do it again,)

Hehehe! Good one.

No apology necessary.

 

[slyc_willie]

Had it been the front holster, she might have been packing an Oozy.


(I apologize for that and will not do it again,)

Just so long as she didn't have a hair trigger, too.

 

[3113]

Had it been the front holster, she might have been packing an Oozy.


(I apologize for that and will not do it again,)

Too late. I think you oughta be punished for that one. I'll leave it up to your wife to decide how