An author's complaint: writing about fingering a woman

I pushed two, then three thumbs into her...

I pushed two, then three toes into her...
 
dr_mabeuse said:
I pushed two, then three thumbs into her...

I pushed two, then three toes into her...

We pushed two, then three penises into her...

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
Ahhhh cliches. We all use them, cats and kittens, whether we're pushing in two fingers then three or getting head at the pass....er....well, yeah.

I noticed as I started to write again recently that I started using them. I probably didn't catch them all, and if I can coax my last editor into editing for me again I'll probably have her notify me of their use.

I have found that I'm becoming more flowery and using more metaphores and similies when I'm describing scenes.
 
I guess I should be grateful that the cliche isn't:
I pushed one, then two hands insider her

Sorry for the ruckus. Maybe I'll compile a list of stories that use this particular cliche. I love making lists. When I get past ten, I'll post it.

(Don't look for this list anytime soon.)
 
thebullet said:
I guess I should be grateful that the cliche isn't:
I pushed one, then two hands insider her

Sorry for the ruckus. Maybe I'll compile a list of stories that use this particular cliche. I love making lists. When I get past ten, I'll post it.

(Don't look for this list anytime soon.)

Thankfully it's not "I pushed one, then two watermellons inside her." People have odd fetishes but shit! That woman either had some custom surgery done or she needs to stop popping kids out left and right.

Lots of kids. Batches of tripplets at a time.
 
The_Darkness said:
Thankfully it's not "I pushed one, then two watermellons inside her." People have odd fetishes but shit! That woman either had some custom surgery done or she needs to stop popping kids out left and right.

Lots of kids. Batches of tripplets at a time.
Hving been through childbirth, and having pushed out some DAMNED big kids, i can honestly say...

ow.
 
entitled said:
Hving been through childbirth, and having pushed out some DAMNED big kids, i can honestly say...

ow.

I have no doubt. But, in the vast bastion of debautchery that is the internet, all manner of kink can be discovered....and all I gotta say is:

Damn people. Find a better hobby. There's gotta be something ELSE to do other than shove a whole head of lettuce up an orifice that is NOT designed to do that and is NOT supposed to stetch that far.
 
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