An attempt at 'The 12 days of Lit Christmas...'

[Marathonman]

On the first day of Christmas I bought Mrsmiawallace....

oooooneeee pair of panties...



http://www.channel941.com/panties.jpg

 

[mrsmiawallace]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Marathonman]

on the second day of Christmas I bought Jinxed...

ttwwoooo new DD red cups....

http://www.bra-shop.com/MARIA.jpg

 

[Marathonman]

On the third day of christmas I bought silverlily....

thrreeee bottles of expensive vodka....

http://parkwayreststop.blogspot.com/Pearl%20Vodka.jpg

(and a new red bra...)

 

[Marathonman]

on the third day of christmas I bought nitengale....

four new uniforms....

http://www.reannamae.com/guestgallery/Nurse-3198-226.jpg

 

[Marathonman]

On the fifth day of hristmas I bought Glamorilla...

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive leather clad biker boys....

http://www.ambushmag.com/is1199/images/t15.jpg

 

[Boobyprize]

Can I bid now for the pipers piping? Damn, those woodwind players have some powerful lips....

 

[Marathonman]

On the sixth day of Christmas I bought Auroa and bad_girl

Siixx cans of fluff.....

http://hem.fyristorg.com/sockervadd/Cande-Fluff.gif

 

[Marathonman]

On the seventh day of Christmas I bought Bluemuse....

seven pieces of homemade soap....

http://www.alabasterboxsoap.com/six.jpg

 

[Marathonman]

On the eighth day of Christmas I bought Missmiaka....

eight days of a maid service.....


http://66.70.147.233/b/388fp367.jpg


My limited creativity is pretty well tapped....

 

[Guest]

On the eighth day of Christmas I bought Missmiaka....

eight days of a maid service.....


http://66.70.147.233/b/388fp367.jpg


My limited creativity is pretty well tapped....

You're a sweetie.

 

[Marathonman]

On the ninth day of Christmas I bought boobyprize...

nine pipers piping...http://www.funbeaches.com/polo/bagpipes.jpg


Have at 'em...

 

[Marathonman]

on the tenth day of Christmas I bought....uhhh.... some guys...

10 maids a milking....

http://www.bobgod.com/mommies/moomoo/bg9c.jpg

 

[glamorilla]

heh!

 

[Rhys]

On the fifth day of hristmas I bought Glamorilla...

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive leather clad biker boys....

http://www.ambushmag.com/is1199/images/t15.jpg

Glamorilla and the Five Bears. He teaches them new tricks with farina.

 

[Marathonman]

I'm done.... somebody else can do the last two....

have a great night... don't forget to tip your waitress...

 

[Boobyprize]

On the ninth day of Christmas I bought boobyprize...

nine pipers piping...http://www.funbeaches.com/polo/bagpipes.jpg


Have at 'em...

Oooh - you spoil me... Not only strong-lipped pipers, but pipers in kilts....and we all know what they say about true Scotsmen!

 

[Guest]

I'm done.... somebody else can do the last two....

have a great night... don't forget to tip your waitress...

12 Lords a-leaping for M-man with a sprig of mistletoe.

 

[Guest]

Ooops.

http://www.funnypop.com/christmas/lords.gif

 

[JinXed]

on the second day of Christmas I bought Jinxed...

ttwwoooo new DD red cups....

http://www.bra-shop.com/MARIA.jpg

You like when I have spillage.

 

[Marathonman]

You know.... I spent at least 15 minutes on this, and I'll be damned if it will fall off the front page in less time then that... call me an anttention slut and what you will, but dammit..... I'm bumping my own thread....

*whew*

 

[restlessnights]

Did we miss 11 or can I just not count?

 

[Marathonman]

Did we miss 11 or can I just not count?

You're right... my attetntion span quit after 10 and I bailed.... someone else was suppose to finish... but she skipped straight to 12.

I'll do it now...

 

[Marathonman]

on the 11th day of CHristmas....

the wimmen of lit all got nekkid and posed for a picl....



http://www.newsfilter.org/user_submit/uploads/heaven.jpg

 

[sticky_keyboard]

You have given me a new appreciation for one of my least favorite Christmas songs!