An alphabet of Literotica limericks?

[Cockspurr]

How about it?

Could start with, say,

A couth Scottish lassie called Annie
Was quite so uncommonly canny.
She kept it all reckoned
And charged by the second
For conexion and use of her fanny.

Or:

A darling old lady called Ann
Was locked for three hours in the can.
It is no sort of treat
If you sit on the seat.
It was when she sat on a man!

 

[Laurel]

Here's a non alphabetical one I found:

On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a hot sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With a hand stuck down into their pants.

Now here's one for "B" (not a very good one, but it'll do):

I once new a person named Burl
Whose looks would make you hurl
why do I say it?
I'm not full of shit
this thing was half boy and half girl

 

[Andra_Jenny]

No the best one from the A's was

mine a while back. I'll go get it!

 

[Andra_Jenny]

There once was a nutcase called A_J
Who came on the board most daily.
Convert me you won’t
The Democrats cried,
Before they came over to my side!

 

[Cockspurr]

Rhyme and rhthym

Limericks, the leprechaun told me, rhyme a,a,b,b,a ; because they are not a Swedish pop group. The stress can be syncopated to taste or fancy, and if its a shimmerick its a limerick. And if it ain't, said the leprechaun, it might or might not be something else out of the pot of gold.

 

[Cockspurr]

Limerick X

Got one possible X:

There once was a girl called Xantippe
Whose cunt was exceedingly grippy.
A man with a cock
Stuck fast in the lock
Said "Fuck me, Xantippe, you're nippy!"

Love laurel's B

 

[Andra_Jenny]

One for the C's

There once was a dufus named Cockspurr
Who wasn’t sure of being boy or a girl
It pissed off Andra_Jenny
Who only wanted to play
And now I am off to hurl.