Amusing Sex Quotes

[enjoyingitall]

I'm a bit bored tonight. Haven't found anyone to chat with, so I'm posting this. I got a laugh out of it.

Love is a matter of chemistry: sex is a matter of physics

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship

Sex is like a bridge game, if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Wink, I’ll do the rest.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. On Sunday, pray for crop failure.

Love thy neighbor, but don’t get caught.

His idea of a serious commitment, “Ok, I’ll stay the night.”

I’m not cheap, but I’m on special this week.

And for the Lit-minded...

Not tonight dear, I have a modem.

What amusing sex quotes can you add? Please someone amuse me.

 

[Ezarc]

"I haven't had sex in so long, I don't remember who gets tied up." Joan Rivers

 

[dreamer]

Just post a thread that starts with "I'm a bit bored tonight. Haven't found anyone to chat with, so I'm posting this. "

That'll solve that boredom asap. SO, what're we talking about? And how are we talking? Aim, Yahoo, MSN, countless PM bouncing?

 

[enjoyingitall]

Thanks, Ezarc.

Well, dreamer, I didn't wanna be quite soooo obvious with a thread title

NO one I know is on yahoo or icq. I don't use the others.Soo, here I am.

 

[dreamer]

Guess you know the wrong people <wink>

 

[enjoyingitall]

Guess you know the wrong people <wink>

Seems I must. Gotta fix that one of these days.

 

[dreamer]

Indeed.