Amuse me.

[AusTess]

HWTHB has gone camping.


I'll return momentarilly to check on all offerings of amusement.




Go 'head.

 

[rykdn]

i wish i was a cloud so i could pee on you

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[metal_minx]

i use the name metal minx on audiogalaxy and for some reason many people assume i'm a guy...whats up with that?

just something thats been bugging me

 

[AusTess]

i wish i was a cloud so i could pee on you

Ayup.

This amused me.

 

[AusTess]

I don't amuse you in public, dearest...sorry.

So take me elsewhere and amuse me.

 

[monster666]

Clever. Just how many mushrooms did you gobble to come up with that pearl of wit?

i wish i was a cloud so i could pee on you

 

[AusTess]

i use the name metal minx on audiogalaxy and for some reason many people assume i'm a guy...whats up with that?

just something thats been bugging me

That'd bug me too.
I mean,what screams *Male* about a minx?

 

[rykdn]

i was eating play cards because i was depressed actually ... they invaded my keyboard :
http://den3x.com/cards.jpg

 

[metal_minx]

That'd bug me too.
I mean,what screams *Male* about a minx?

i know! and to top it off it says i'm female in the first line of my profile

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I never could be amusing on command. Charming, yes. Witty, perhaps. But amusing requires I have far more intimate knowledge of the amusee than is currently on file.

 

[rykdn]

I never could be amusing on command. Charming, yes. Witty, perhaps. But amusing requires I have far more intimate knowledge of the amusee than is currently on file.

i agree, and i dont know anyone here :S im super-newbie

 

[AusTess]

i know! and to top it off it says i'm female in the first line of my profile

I dont read profiles.

But uh,like i said,the minx bit kinda gave it away for me.

I cant imagine a bloke calling himself anything minx like.

 

[AusTess]

I never could be amusing on command. Charming, yes. Witty, perhaps. But amusing requires I have far more intimate knowledge of the amusee than is currently on file.

Charming and witty is usually enough to amuse me.


But then i am easily amused.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

i agree, and i dont know anyone here :S im super-newbie

OK, rule #1. Never agree with me. I'm always wrong. Even when I say I'm always wrong, I'm wrong.

 

[CAROSI]

amuse you

I could strip for you. That's always good for a laugh!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Charming and witty is usually enough to amuse me.


But then i am easily amused.

Actually I was fishing for more intimate information. Why do none of my attempts to be perverted EVER work?

 

[AusTess]

Actually I was fishing for more intimate information. Why do none of my attempts to be perverted EVER work?

Intimate information?

Have ya ever thought of like,i dunno,asking?

 

[monster666]

Wow. There's a paradox. Be careful. And stay away from profundities regarding division by zero. We don't need the world imploding.

OK, rule #1. Never agree with me. I'm always wrong. Even when I say I'm always wrong, I'm wrong.

 

[Tropism]

How about a motorcycle ride?

Oh darn, its geocities.
http://www.geocities.com/lornevogt/images/photo1.jpg

 

[metal_minx]

I dont read profiles.

But uh,like i said,the minx bit kinda gave it away for me.

I cant imagine a bloke calling himself anything minx like.

exactly...i guess they're to dumb to know what a minx is...a lot of them think it means 'mink' *shakes head*

 

[Tropism]

How about a motorcycle ride?

Oh darn, its geocities.
http://www.geocities.com/lornevogt/images/photo1.jpg

Here it is attached. Hardly worth it.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Intimate information?

Have ya ever thought of like,i dunno,asking?

Nope. That'd be too subtle. And probably not amusing.

 

[AusTess]

Nope. That'd be too subtle. And probably not amusing.

Okay.


Then i guess it's your move.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Okay.


Then i guess it's your move.

Well, for openers is that your incredible tush in your AV? And if not, do you know who's it is? Because I think I want to run away with her and have her bear my children. Or in the alternative, I'll bear her children.