American women.......

[starkpic]

Have ye noticed how yon Americano females can be yap....yap...yap..bloody yap, one minute and then...... give not a damn the next?
What is it? Is it because they still feel like colonials or what?
Or is it because they don't?
I wondered about running a 'free' course' in grammar, literacy and vocabulary for the ladies of this 'sub- Albion', as we jokin'ly know it: Ukin, Bachlum and, to a lesser degree, myself.
What we'll do is take a list of name sand details for the course and check if you are elegible.
PS. Following a board meetin' we are happy to annouce that ladies(females) from the Botany Bay continent and therabouts are now elegible and those others like Mercy Mia and Gusty Wind from those places beyond the Barbary can participate if they use imperial measurements and lingo. No French or German men without permission from Mercy Mia or Bachlum Chaam.

Ladies: Any advice; please come in person to Starkpic Castle, Shag Lane, Off A6, England; or write Bachlum Chaam, Windsor Castle Keep, Bucks., England. (Please enclose SAE).

 

[cookiejar]

I never travel without my wheelbarrow, duct tape, and a supply of cookies. Do I still meet the criteria?

 

[starkpic]

hmmmmmm.........

I never travel without my wheelbarrow, duct tape, and a supply of cookies. Do I still meet the criteria?

The greatest thing you ever learn is to love and be spanked in return!

Fix that wheelbarrow tyre! (P>bloody>S: note the correct spellin')

Next please!

 

[cookiejar]

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The greatest thing you ever learn is to love and be spanked in return!

Fix that wheelbarrow tyre! (P>bloody>S: note the correct spellin')

Next please!

You furriners do speak and spell funny!

 

[starkpic]

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You furriners do speak and spell funny!

You colonial trollope!
However do you think your pathetic economy would flourish, were it not for English aid? Think of me, young Cookin' Flesh when you purchase thy next pair of 17guinea pantaloons!

 

[cookiejar]

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You colonial trollope!
However do you think your pathetic economy would flourish, were it not for English aid? Think of me, young Cookin' Flesh when you purchase thy next pair of 17guinea pantaloons!

Colonial trollope? I like that. I never purchase my own pantaloons. That is what blackguards like you are for.

 

[starkpic]

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Colonial trollope? I like that. I never purchase my own pantaloons. That is what blackguards like you are for.

Blackguards, with a capital 'B', i think cookiejab!
Otherwise, well spelt.
I trust we "Blackguards" take the trouble to measure thee first?


PS. Can youi cook?

 

[cookiejar]

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Blackguards, with a capital 'B', i think cookiejab!
Otherwise, well spelt.
I trust we "Blackguards" take the trouble to measure thee first?


PS. Can youi cook?

Can I cook? In bed or the kitchen?

Btw, I wear chastity thongs, only I lost my key.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

SOUTHERN American Woman checking in

!HOLA! Starkicle
I was wonderin where you'd trundled off to.
I see that you've gone and opened up n'other can o' worms...
Just like to bait us Yank women, is that it?

~kym~ I beg your pardon, I never promised you a garden.

 

[cookiejar]

Re: SOUTHERN American Woman checking in

!HOLA! Starkicle
I was wonderin where you'd trundled off to.
I see that you've gone and opened up n'other can o' worms...
Just like to bait us Yank women, is that it?

~kym~ I beg your pardon, I never promised you a garden.

Thank God...reinforcements! Hiya Kym...

 

[starkpic]

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Can I cook? In bed or the kitchen?

Btw, I wear chastity thongs, only I lost my key.

Well, ain't you the lucky one? (Rhetorical question). I just found a brand spankin' new crow bar!

Stand aside, riff-raff!!!

 

[starkpic]

Re: SOUTHERN American Woman checking in

!HOLA! Starkicle
I was wonderin where you'd trundled off to.
I see that you've gone and opened up n'other can o' worms...
Just like to bait us Yank women, is that it?

~kym~ I beg your pardon, I never promised you a garden.

What in tarnation art thee doin' here!????!
IU'm writin'letters an'postcards, telegrams, emails!!!! an'yoiu're galavantin' with the Cookie jam an' them dodgie lot!
Gordon Bennet! Ye Americanno strumpetos take some goddam (olde English word) teachin'!
Let me get me scran!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

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Thank God...reinforcements! Hiya Kym...

?Que pasa Tia Cookie? I'm pleased to give my help.


~kym~ but you'll have to wait several hours when I'm outa the pool

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

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What in tarnation art thee doin' here!????!
IU'm writin'letters an'postcards, telegrams, emails!!!! an'yoiu're galavantin' with the Cookie jam an' them dodgie lot!
Gordon Bennet! Ye Americanno strumpetos take some goddam (olde English word) teachin'!
Let me get me scran!

Stompin all thru yer thread, is what!
But now I'm off to float.
Cheers!

~kym~ oiling up