america, you should hang your heads in shame

[bradley 2002]

boy oh boy, I look in the paper this morning and what do I see.

Australia's won 2 (count them) gold medals at the winter olympics.

and the good o'l USA has won 4.

On a pro-rata basis (given 18 mill here and 250 mill there, we've won 27. First we did your arse at the summer olympics, and then at the world swimming championships, and now the winter olympics.

Did you ever notice anything about Australia, like, that it's basically a desert with a few nice cities and nicer titties. But not a lot of snow that you can think of, and when you do get it, it melts pretty quick.

I'm looking so forward to the next baseball world series. Maybe we should take you on at that as well!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

Okay, I suggest a new game. You take all your nuclear missles over there, and we'll take all our nuclear missles over here...Ready? Go!

 

[perks]

boy oh boy, I look in the paper this morning and what do I see.

Australia's won 2 (count them) gold medals at the winter olympics.

and the good o'l USA has won 4.

On a pro-rata basis (given 18 mill here and 250 mill there, we've won 27. First we did your arse at the summer olympics, and then at the world swimming championships, and now the winter olympics.

Did you ever notice anything about Australia, like, that it's basically a desert with a few nice cities and nicer titties. But not a lot of snow that you can think of, and when you do get it, it melts pretty quick.

I'm looking so forward to the next baseball world series. Maybe we should take you on at that as well!

most of the aussies I know aren't complete pricks.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: america, you should hang your heads in shame

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Did you ever notice anything about Australia, like, that it's basically a desert with a few nice cities and nicer titties. But not a lot of snow that you can think of, and when you do get it, it melts pretty quick.

Dick head. Australia is as large as the USA and has a vastness about it you probably can't comprehend. It also has a variety you seem unaware or - ever heard of the Blue Mountains? Duh

And the ice skating medal harly counts.

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Re: america, you should hang your heads in shame

As an Aussie, I reckon most of us are.

are you hiding a strap-on?

 

[Problem Child]

We already had this argument and you lost. G'day.

another stupid "I'm so envious of the U.S. that I feel the need to mouth off and try to prove why my country is better" argument

 

[modest mouse]

Stupid Fuckwad Count:

Aus: 1
US: 0

(Brad, on a mano a mano basis...try to hide your insecurities better next time.)

 

[Guest]

 

[bradley 2002]

Let me see

the last time I looked at the blue mountains, in Australia, I noticed that it was right next to the Sydney basis.

True, they do get snow there, about 1-2 centimetres, about twice a year, but hardly the kind of stuff that you can ski on.

But you can rest assured that New Zealand have won no gold medals, and won't. They do have a lot of snow there. And on a pro-rata basis they still have no gold medals.

And by calling me a complete prick you have hurt my feelings.

I try so hard to be nice, and see what I get?

 

[Elizabeth]

boy oh boy, I look in the paper this morning and what do I see.

Australia's won 2 (count them) gold medals at the winter olympics.

and the good o'l USA has won 4.

On a pro-rata basis (given 18 mill here and 250 mill there, we've won 27. First we did your arse at the summer olympics, and then at the world swimming championships, and now the winter olympics.

Did you ever notice anything about Australia, like, that it's basically a desert with a few nice cities and nicer titties. But not a lot of snow that you can think of, and when you do get it, it melts pretty quick.

I'm looking so forward to the next baseball world series. Maybe we should take you on at that as well!

http://members.home.net/johncoleen6/dontmess.jpg

 

[modest mouse]

Am I the fuckwad, or is he?

Fox, clean out your ears again sweetie.

You're a fucktoy (my personal favorite) not a fuckwad.

 

[Guest]

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Re: Let me see

True, they do get snow there, about 1-2 centimetres, about twice a year, but hardly the kind of stuff that you can ski on.

LMAO

 

[SempreAngela]

Yeah, yeah, yeah... but in the REAL Olympics, the one that counts, the USA always gets the gold, silver and bronze in the oral sex competition, I guess that means we have you licked!

 

[Siren]

Hey Aussie wanker prick headed fuckwadded twit

 

[sigh]

current numbers (for the sake of accuracy):

USA:
6 gold, 8 silver, 7 bronze

Australia:
2 gold

 

[modest mouse]

Another note:

Vermont (population 600,000): 2 Golds

Australia: 2 Golds



At least I know Aussies have to deal with people like bradley as well. Sorry.


***
Fox, you know I have plenty more planned for you.

 

[Lost Cause]

Whenever I hear non-participants rant on a athlete's or team's performence, I think of a speech President Teddy Roosevelt made concerning critics;
** "It is not the critic that counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood.
Who errs and comes short again and again..but who knows with great enthusiasm, the great devotions, who spends himself in a worthy cause.
Who at best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and, who at the worst if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly.
So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat." **

President T.R. Roosevelt 1910 A.D.

 

[Starfish]

Eat my 'All American' twat.

All a y'all.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Let me see

But you can rest assured that New Zealand have won no gold medals, and won't. They do have a lot of snow there. And on a pro-rata basis they still have no gold medals.

I try so hard to be nice, and see what I get?

Evening fucknut... now as a Kiwi, I'm not going to even try to argue the above statement about our medal winning potential. I will be pleasantly surprised if we win any. What I would like to point out is that it is very bad form to use a strawman arguement in a forum like this. Do you know what a strawman arguement is, or haven't they covered that at school yet?

Okay, a strawman arguement is a baseless arguement set up to divert the attention of your better informed, more intelligent opposition. That is what you did by bringing us into this crap. What does New Zealand have to do with your pro rata Aussie verus USA diatribe.

I think that more than a few Aussies on this board would have cringed with embarrassment after reading your post. I have yet to bump into an Aussie I didn't like, here or in real life, but you come real close.

Must be past your bedtime now so good night... sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite...

 

[Honeygirl]

*Stands Applauding*...

Well done Kiwiwolf...I've been thinking of my response to Bradley's nasty little dig regarding New Zealand's medal count - and I just have to add this...

Bradley...Bite me...!

I take it you were being sarcastic when you made the comment about "being nice"...yea, you must have been!

Good one Bradley - way to make friends around here!

 

[Draco]

Kiwiwolf, you took almost all the words out of my mouth.
I'm not usually known for my diplomacy. So I'll leave it to you.
I'll just add....Bradley....Cheap shot...very cheap.
And they have a nerve counting the Ice Skating gold. If the truth be known, the lady who did legitimately won a gold probably trains on a New Zealand ski field...I cant see her training at Threadbare...oops (typo) Thredbo. Muhahahahaha.

 

[sch00lteacher]

(You have to be kidding me...)

*Loud Whistle*
*clapping hands together*

Alright children, recess is over. Bring the balls with you, line up on the side walk. No talking in the halls!

Let's go.

 

[Draco]

Just a little fact.

The Christchurch City Council have place bids to hold either the 2006 or the 2010 Winter Olympics. I dont hold much hope for the 2006 Games, but we have got a good shot to host the 2010 Winter Olympics. We have an International sized Ice Arena in the City of Christchurch and some of the top ski-field in the world are less than 2 hours travel from Christchurch. ROLL ON 2010: