America needs a new language

[70/30]

Too many people around the world already understand English. Our straight-talkers are exactly the ones we need to use the big and confusing words.

 

[pointless]

how about esperanto? or perhaps ancient hebrew?



maybe sanskrit?



navajo?

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

We have Spanish...

 

[HeavyStick]

So we have to have language quotas now?


Shit head.

 

[Evil Attorney]

modern hebrew please. ancient is too hard on a printer.

Ben Zona.

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

Are your printers typeset?

 

[Evil Attorney]

I'll have you know I use the finest 1980's technology dot matrix printers available.

 

[Cerberus666]

I'm kinda partial to latin myself.

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

My Apple IIGS is still up and running for my daughter's pleasure...

 

[70/30]

Maybe making Hawaiian the required language,
speeches of this sort will buy us some time:

Aia i Kumukahi ka lä e puka maila
Ke ne'e a'ela nä helu i luna o ka 'äina
Ke ho'opumehana nei
Ke ho'omälamalama nei
Ke ho'öla nei i nä kini nei ë
Ua ao ka pö
Ua eo ka pö i ke ao
Ua ao wale maila ka hale kula nei lä
E ola käkou a pau loa i ke ao ë

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

AWA
COMONIWANTTO LAYYOU!

At least fawk you up!

 

[70/30]

translation:

"A Chant for Enlightenment"

It is there at Kumukahi that the sun bursts forth

The rays of the sun move over the land

It makes all warm

It enlightens all

It gives life to the multitudes

The darkness is now enlightened

The light has conquered the darkness

School is filled with only the light

Let all of us live in enlightenment.
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We need to send them to college before, not after (or never).

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Sanskrit.

 

[lobito]

Which America? North, Central or South?

 

[Guest]

Attica Greek prehaps

 

[70/30]

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We need to send them to college before, not after (or never).

Retract that statement, Frimost says he's in college. However, maybe the UNI 75 would make many of the bazooka sickos ineligible and resign them to duty on the internet message boards.

 

[mig]

A new language?.

You've ruined English and now you need another victim.

 

[Guest]

<------- Latin for you Cerberus666

 

[Shingen]

How about the "Binksink sinksink linguink?"

Translation...the Betsy Susan language...I'm sure you can figure it out. I mean "I'm sink yink cink figink inkt oink." lol