America is a big, fat, greasy whore called Babylon

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Read Revelations. It says right there in the book that America is Babylon, if you use a Baconian Cypher on the original Arabic, and read every third letter. Yup. You guys suck, alright.

God says so.

p p oh man.

 

[sunstruck]

Bunch of Retards.

Just to beat RH to it.

 

[metal_minx]

but its fun here

 

[Mischka]

You guys suck, alright.

God says so.

But isn't sucking a good thing?

 

[Dragon Dreamer]

Really????

And here I was thinking it was a big, fat, greasy whore called Gertrude.

 

[p_p_man]

Revelations...

the doom and gloom book.

Read it to cure your good humour and any feel good factor that's lying around...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It was plenty fun in Babylon, too. Then God went and smote them because they had no culture and thought they were the boss of everybody. They went and got themselves smoted.

Sound fun to you?

p p oh man.

 

[p_p_man]

I can handle smoting...

on good days.

 

[amelia]

one of the pros that works the corner by my house is named babylon..so..i guess that statement is somewhat true...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hey, I just re-read Genesis. Apparently it rained for 80 days and 80 nights over North America. Gee God hates you guys. Better turn off your sit-coms and give us the land back now before you all plagued-up.

p p oh man

 

[Jimi]

Re: I can handle smoting...

on good days.

So you'd be smote like Dubbya was this week, when he attempted to hijack the G8 for his own "Waste Saddass" agenda?

Putin even got mega-bucks outta the Shrub - and Jacques, Tony et al just grinned... As did our Prime Miserable 'tit Jean.

 

[RawHumor]

It was plenty fun in Babylon, too. Then God went and smote them because they had no culture and thought they were the boss of everybody. They went and got themselves smoted.

Sound fun to you?

p p oh man.

I did that once. I hate it when I get myself smoted!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay, if you hold the Bible lengthwise against a mirror, it says "Americans are retard automatons that believe everything their government tells them on TV!" Of course, it also says "Paul is Dead", so I don't know what that's all about...

p p oh man

 

[RawHumor]

You must have a different version.

If you fold the cover of mine just right you can see the words "Soccer ball, round; football not round".

Interesting.

 

[sunstruck]

If you hold it upside down over a candle in the shadow of the Washington Monument, God actually appears and sings I Save the Queen.

 

[UrbanRiot]

*puts on his crazy homeless guy clothing*

And Then GOD shall fall forth from the Skyth a Hail of thuder that shall SMITE thee sinners into Thy Hell,Yes And god shall turn a cheek upon all those from other contrys who post on porn site message boards And Forth from the firey pits of hell in shall burst a crimson Flame of death who's smoke will encover the earth and great suffering shall emerge from the cloud in the form of the wicked most vile beast every to step forth upon the lands of mortal TED DIBIASA And Forth from thee deamons WRETCHED mouth will be the WORDS OF DOOM "EVERY BODYS GOT A PRICE EVERY ONES GONA PAY CAUSE THE MILLAR DOLLAR MAN ALLWAYS GETS IS WAY" Then Forth From the sky shall spring a shiney light that will peirce the carpeting vail of clouds and Spawing forth from the blesed Breast of heavens The mighty Hulk hogan will spring Forth, Hulking him self up with the thosands no millions of Hulkamaniac angels Backing him up And layeth the Leg drop down upon the million dollars man's Unholy ASS sending him back to the Firery Infernal Pit of hell that spawn him forth That pit of hell The Cause of all evil UGERIA DAMN YOU UGERIA DAMN YOU!!!![/
ps i need sleep

 

[p_p_man]

I like this guy/gal...



Hi UrbanRiot...

ppman

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

God just told me you all have three days to vacate the country. He's giving the whole place to Israel.

That oughta teach you.

p p oh man

 

[amelia]

i like big butts

and i can not lie

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Then big butts for all! A big butt in every pot!

 

[amelia]

Then big butts for all! A big butt in every pot!

and what would we have to do for these big butts of which you speak?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The Hokey-Pokey, which becomes our new National Anthem.

 

[amelia]

The Hokey-Pokey, which becomes our new National Anthem.

finally..all these years of teaching pre-k will pay off!

 

[UrbanRiot]

finally..all these years of teaching pre-k will pay off!

lol

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You teach pre-K? Cool. You can be Governor of California. Same thing.