America Invades Canada

Lisa Denton

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I seen this news story and thought I would share, I know and love many canadians and this post has no ill intent, you can eat my beaver anytime you want neighbors.

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Video Puts Canadian Part of Falls in US
Published: 10/29/07, 1:25 AM EDT
By MATTHEW LEE
WASHINGTON (AP) - Oh, Canada! The USA is closer than ever. The Bush administration appears to have annexed a major Canadian landmark as part of a slick new campaign to promote U.S. tourism and welcome foreign visitors to America.

A Disney-produced promotional video released last week by the departments of State and Homeland Security highlights majestic American landscapes, from New England's colorful fall foliage and the Grand Canyon to the Rocky Mountains and Hawaii's pounding surf.

Backed by a soaring orchestral soundtrack, shots of those attractions are interspersed with the smiling images of people of all creeds and colors. The video, "Welcome: Portraits of America," is to be played at select airports in the United States - starting at Dulles International Airport outside Washington, D.C., and George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston - and at U.S. embassies abroad.

About four minutes into the seven-minute production, viewers are treated to the impressive sight and sound of water roaring over Niagara Falls before the screen shifts to the Lincoln Memorial.

In showing the natural wonder, Disney's filmmakers, however, chose the Horseshoe Falls, the only one of Niagara's three waterfalls to lie almost entirely on the Canadian side of the border separating western New York state from southern Ontario province.

Making matters worse, a visitor to the U.S. would not even be able to get the same view of the falls in the video because the scene was shot from a vantage point in Canada, according to Paul Gromosiak, a Niagara Falls, N.Y., historian and author.

Also, he said the video leaves out the two cascades that actually are on U.S. territory, the American Falls and Bridal Veil Falls.

"This is not the United States, this is 100 percent Canada, shot from the Canadian side," Gromosiak said after reviewing the video at the request of The Associated Press. "This is an insult."

Although brief, the appearance of the Horseshoe Falls in a U.S. tourism promotion effort is likely to also vex Canadians, who long have fought to distinguish themselves from their larger and more powerful neighbor to the South.

The political boundary is not marked with a line through the Niagara River that divides the two countries and connects Lake Erie to Lake Ontario. The distinction, however, is clear to most who have visited the Falls looking for a picture postcard photo to take home.

But it seems to have escaped the notice of the producers and those at the State Department and Homeland Security Department's Customs and Border Protection agency who presumably vetted the video before endorsing it and posting it to their Web sites.

In a separate "making of" video, Jay Rasulo, the chairman of Disney Parks and Resorts, speaks over the falls footage about the importance of showing would-be tourists "the great sites, the great vistas that they dream about all their lives when they dream about America."

State Department spokesman Sean McCormack could not speak to the scenery in the short film. But he stressed that Niagara Falls "is a shared natural wonder, a gateway for both our countries and anyone looking at the video will understand how proud America is to share it with Canada."

Calls to the Canadian Tourism Commission and the foreign affairs department were not immediately returned.

Karen Hughes, the undersecretary of state for public diplomacy, said in a posting to the department's blog Thursday that the production has the administration's blessing.

"This video clearly says: 'We want you to come to America, you will be most welcome,'" she said.

Hughes said she commissioned the work, which Disney shot and produced at no charge and donated, to overcome the pervasive post-Sept. 11 perception abroad that America is hostile to foreigners. She said the video is to be given maximum exposure.

"We have already sent the video and associated posters to embassies and consular offices across the world, where it will greet aspiring visitors long before they arrive on our shores," Hughes said.

"We're going to play it in waiting rooms and at embassy events - and we hope it will inspire many who otherwise might not have thought about traveling to America to come and see it for themselves." she wrote.

Or maybe Canada
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:rose:
 
Yeah, baby! Annex the western provinces, let the Quebecois declare independence and stew in their little provincial pot au feu, and impose a harsh occupation on bolshie Ontario and the Maritimes.

Sometimes "yee haw" is a foreign policy!

:devil: :D ;)




(Girds loins for massive rhetorical counterattack . . .)
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
Yeah, baby! Annex the western provinces, let the Quebecois declare independence and stew in their little provincial pot au feu, and impose a harsh occupation on bolshie Ontario and the Maritimes.

Sometimes "yee haw" is a foreign policy!

:devil: :D ;)

(Girds loins for massive rhetorical counterattack . . .)

We, Québécois, have our eyes on Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine now that our dollar is worth more than yours. We've already taken over part of Florida, you just haven't noticed yet.
 
I've already invaded Canada. I like it, think I'll stay. ;)
 
dysphemist said:
We, Québécois, have our eyes on Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine now that our dollar is worth more than yours. We've already taken over part of Florida, you just haven't noticed yet.
Curses! The dollar (I mean the real dollar) will rise again! Don't count your gator eggs until they're hatched, froggie! :p




(Cute av, BTW.)
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
Yeah, baby!

Sometimes "yee haw" is a foreign policy!


Yea, its what us texans yell when we are havin sex with a person from a different country.

:rose:
 
dysphemist said:
We, Québécois, have our eyes on Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine now that our dollar is worth more than yours. We've already taken over part of Florida, you just haven't noticed yet.

A friend from canada was tellin me she and family drive into the US a couple times a week to eat, because there are no good resturants there.

When you throw your Queen out on her royal butt and pledge allegiance to GWB, we will give ya'll some "Joe's Good Eats And Oil Change" resturants, and teach you how to talk without that funny accent.

And say "God Bless America" like you mean it.

:rose:
 
I need an oil change, and am always on the lookout for a good diner.

"God Bless America."

PM the location, please.

:D
 
Your friend must live in a hole in the ground. We have many amazing places to eat where I live. :p

Oh and I don't mind sharing Niagara falls with the U.S.
I've never had a problem with our southern neighbors whatsoever.
 
SuperCanuck said:
Your friend must live in a hole in the ground. We have many amazing places to eat where I live. :p

Oh and I don't mind sharing Niagara falls with the U.S.
I've never had a problem with our southern neighbors whatsoever.

She don't live in a hole in the ground.

She said its near the border but I don't remember where exactly.

We was talking one time with cams on and I was laffin, when she asked why I didn't tell her it was because I could see her husband behind her picking up dirty clothes off the floor.

It didn't look like a igloo or nothing.

Maybe she just has different tastes than you and doesn't want beaver or moose for every meal.

"Oh Hail Canada" or somethin like that.

:rose:
 
She could be in Windsor, then. Well, if she's right on top of a border. Not exactly the world's biggest city/town. But anyways. We have excellent dining here in Ottawa. :) Wendy's, Mcdonalds... Burger King........... Taco Bell................ hehe.

concerning your title, can nipples explode. Well if they can't, I'd certainly see some getting hard enough to try. ;)
 
SuperCanuck said:
She could be in Windsor, then. Well, if she's right on top of a border. Not exactly the world's biggest city/town. But anyways. We have excellent dining here in Ottawa. :) Wendy's, Mcdonalds... Burger King........... Taco Bell................ hehe.

Don't forget Timmy's. :)
 
SuperCanuck said:
For the sake of humor, I was referring to "fine dining" that originates from the USA. ;)

McDonalds?!!!!!!!!

When my friend said her family would get in the car and cross the border to eat at a nice resturant a couple times a week she wasn't talkin about McDonalds.

:rose:
 
Lisa Denton said:
I seen this news story and thought I would share, I know and love many canadians and this post has no ill intent, you can eat my beaver anytime you want neighbors.

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About four minutes into the seven-minute production, viewers are treated to the impressive sight and sound of water roaring over Niagara Falls before the screen shifts to the Lincoln Memorial.

In showing the natural wonder, Disney's filmmakers, however, chose the Horseshoe Falls, the only one of Niagara's three waterfalls to lie almost entirely on the Canadian side of the border separating western New York state from southern Ontario province.

Making matters worse, a visitor to the U.S. would not even be able to get the same view of the falls in the video because the scene was shot from a vantage point in Canada, according to Paul Gromosiak, a Niagara Falls, N.Y., historian and author.

Also, he said the video leaves out the two cascades that actually are on U.S. territory, the American Falls and Bridal Veil Falls.

"This is not the United States, this is 100 percent Canada, shot from the Canadian side," Gromosiak said after reviewing the video at the request of The Associated Press. "This is an insult."

Welll.. urrrr.. you mean the Cannucks not only own our falls but the view too?

This in an uncacceptable state of affairs. I mean everybody knows Niagra Falls, a traditonal and well known Americanhoneymoon destination is suppose to be ours. This is an attack on our family values.

And where is the Army when we need it??? In fucking Iraq!

ehhh?

But about the beaver eating thing.... is this offer limited only to Cannucks?

-KC
 
Canadian border guards are already ensnaring US advance scouts by asking questions which can only be answered using the phrase "out and about." Captured spies are sent to re-education camps which teach the wisdom of Don Cherry and the glory of Paul Henderson...
 
Lisa Denton said:
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Hughes said she commissioned the work, which Disney shot and produced at no charge and donated, to overcome the pervasive post-Sept. 11 perception abroad that America is hostile to foreigners. She said the video is to be given maximum exposure.

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".....hostile to foreigners...."...........of course not. *cough....with painful memories of interminable waits at airports to get through USA immigration, under the distinctly unfriendly eyes of the armed and scarily twitchy guard....the unnerving cold attitude of the -again, armed - immigration officer staring into my face, taking my fingerprints and photograph, barking out questions regarding why I'm here, how long......I can at least speak a 'similar' language, but I feel intimidated (not easy) - I've seen the way those immigration officers treat foreigners who can speak little or no English, the very old who have absolutely no idea what is going on, and many times have had to bite my tongue, and resist the urge to give them a good slapping or talking to, reminding them of the pledges on the 'welcome to America' posters dotted all over the area, to treat 'our visitors with respect.' *

(Now sits back to await the onslaught).
 
matriarch said:
".....hostile to foreigners...."...........of course not. *cough....with painful memories of interminable waits at airports to get through USA immigration, under the distinctly unfriendly eyes of the armed and scarily twitchy guard....the unnerving cold attitude of the -again, armed - immigration officer staring into my face, taking my fingerprints and photograph, barking out questions regarding why I'm here, how long......I can at least speak a 'similar' language, but I feel intimidated (not easy) - I've seen the way those immigration officers treat foreigners who can speak little or no English, the very old who have absolutely no idea what is going on, and many times have had to bite my tongue, and resist the urge to give them a good slapping or talking to, reminding them of the pledges on the 'welcome to America' posters dotted all over the area, to treat 'our visitors with respect.' *

(Now sits back to await the onslaught).

Hell no, your right.

But, if it makes you feel any better, this "respect" thing is relative... They treat us(sic) citizens the same way.

:D

Actually,that is not too far off.. having grown up and later worked in Upstate New York, visits to Canada were common. By far the most tedious and occasionaly rude treatment involved was from "our own" customs/immigration upon returning.

Not the other countries are enitirely immune... someday I will share with you some experiences at Heathrow.....

-KC
 
keeblercrumb said:
Hell no, your right.

But, if it makes you feel any better, this "respect" thing is relative... They treat us(sic) citizens the same way.

:D

Actually,that is not too far off.. having grown up and later worked in Upstate New York, visits to Canada were common. By far the most tedious and occasionaly rude treatment involved was from "our own" customs/immigration upon returning.

Not the other countries are enitirely immune... someday I will share with you some experiences at Heathrow.....

-KC

Oh, I'm not saying we don't have problems as well..it's the attitude that gets me, and as someone not used to guns and very uneasy around them, to see these black-uniformed, unsmiling, gun-toting guys and gals glaring at me from behind a bullet proof screen, is not exactly a welcoming sight.

And I found this article, after hearing it on the radio a couple of days ago:

Muslim minister is held at US airport
RUSSELL JACKSON


BRITAIN'S first Muslim minister said he was "deeply disapp-ointed" yesterday after being detained at a US airport where his hand luggage was tested for traces of explosive materials.

Shahid Malik, the MP for Dewsbury and an international development minister, was returning to Heathrow after meetings and talks on tackling terrorism, when he was stopped at Dulles Airport near Washington yesterday morning.
Inside Track

He was searched and detained by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) - the department whose representatives he had been meeting on his visit.

Mr Malik said: "After a few minutes a couple of other people were also taken to one side. We were all Muslims."

Mr Malik said he was particularly annoyed as he was detained for an hour at JFK airport in New York last year by the DHS - despite the fact that he was a keynote speaker at an event organised by the department.

After his 40-minute detention yesterday, he said: "I am deeply disappointed. There was no malice involved but it has to be said that the US system does not inspire confidence."

*sigh*
 
keeblercrumb said:
... I mean everybody knows Niagra Falls, a traditonal and well known Americanhoneymoon destination is suppose to be ours...
-KC
One of my favourite urban myths concerning the falls:
A couple spends their honeymoon at a motel in Niagara Falls.
When they went back a year later, they rented a room at the same place.
They also rented the 'adult' channel and were treated to a movie...
Of themselves shot on their honeymoon a year earlier...
 
If we didn't botch up our last invasion of Canada, Niagara Falls would be ours.
 
ccnyman said:
If we didn't botch up our last invasion of Canada, Niagara Falls would be ours.
Make that, "...last TWO invasions... ." By my count, Canada has a 2-0 lead in the series.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Niagara Falls is a shared monument, but it is true, the Horse Shoe Falls is ours, and the other ones, American Falls and Bridal Veil Falls are yours.

As a peaceful nation, we tend to share rather than be controlling like the US! lol

I to rather shop in the US, why because there is a hell of alot more selection for what I need and the prices are still cheaper than up here even with OUR dollar kicking ass!

As for the food, ya its good, and ya there are some restaurants that are better than ours, but its the price! We can take our family of 4 adults out to dinner and spend $80 + tip at the RainForest Cafe in Michigan. Here we go to Montana's and think nothing of paying a bill of $120. +tip.

So its better for us to drive 2 hours, pay for a hotel, do non stop seasonal shopping then come home. I would move to Michigan if given the opportunity, its close enough to see family, yet far enough away that you dont have to see them often. But I dont think I could deal with some of the issues that Americans are dealing with , for example, Gun control and GWB!

C

ps, I dont think Ive ever said Yeah Haw while having sex, its undignified! lmao!
 
ccnyman said:
If we didn't botch up our last invasion of Canada, Niagara Falls would be ours.


If you guys did it right the first time, you wouldnt have had to come back and try again! lmao

(coming from a country that has Peace Keepers, not a real army as many say!)
 
As a matter of fact I have a few questions for you Americans, Who are the smart ones:

1. You live in California where there are constant wild fires, earthquakes and a section that's ready to fall off.

2. You live along the Gulf of Mexico in the flood areas, and hurricane areas.

3. You live in the tornado belt.

4. You live along the east coast and Florida who get hit by Hurricanes at least 6 times during the hurricane season!

5. You wont allow easier immigration for Mexicans, its easier to shoot them on the way over than assist them when they get there.

6. Your country is ruled with the Hand instead of the Heart ( or just an asshole- your choice of words!)

So we deal with snow for 4 months of the year, higher taxes and a wimpy army. I can handle that.

C
 
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