Amelia fans only... a pic for you.

[riff]

The information super-sewage system is full of porn. I was browsing yesterday and found this pic that reminded me od the delicious and totally sexy Amelia.

Not my cat, the Texas chick- the one we all would like to do......

Wow. Sure does look like her- even though it isn't.

riff

 

[TWB]

That is not nice, but it is humorous.

 

[Saint Peter]

Now THAT is humor.

 

[Ginny]

is that IFB helping get the sand outta her pussy?

 

[amelia]

three things

1. i wouldn't be caught dead (or having sex in the park) in orange

2. i do NOT have those roots

3. i don't remember ever making that facial expression.


but..i see what you mean

 

[riff]

Re: three things

1. i wouldn't be caught dead (or having sex in the park) in orange

2. i do NOT have those roots

3. i don't remember ever making that facial expression.


but..i see what you mean

I lust for Amelia. Dammit. I named my fucking cat after her..... LOL

(and she acts just like you too.....)

hehehe

 

[Private Vasquez]

Amelia is much too innocent for anything of that sort.

Just ask her.

 

[riff]

Amelia is much too innocent for anything of that sort.

Just ask her.

How would you know, Miss Toe-Nail Goddess you?

 

[Private Vasquez]

You might be amazed at the things I know. The amount of knowledge that can be stored in toenails such as these is astounding.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Amelia is my sitting on a big bible naked bible camp vixen.

That other thing riff posted is barely legal if she is legal at all. Well to me anyways but what the hell do I know I am just a virgin.

 

[riff]

You are a goddess.

Can I back up my network to you nails?

I'll suck your toes if you like it.

 

[Private Vasquez]

It's a gift.

Depending on what kind of network, sure back it up. I'll have to tell my pedicurist, though. She'll make room.

If you can get past the nails to the actual toes, you're a god.

 

[riff]

I just find the idea fascinating....

Like stroking Amelia down there. The idea fascinates me.

 

[Private Vasquez]

If it makes that expression appear on her face, we don't know if it's a good thing.

Verdict is still out on that one, I'll get back to ya with my findings.

 

[riff]

This is homage to Amelia.

She's a babe. I want to stand behind her and sample her.

I wish she would be more open, but like my kitty.......

on her terms.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

amelia, quit fibbing! This IS her...
Funny story too...
There we were in Puerto Vallarta. The night before was kinda hazy and when we woke up Amelia had a new piercing and we couldn't remeber at all how it got there...

We were about to hit the boardwalk when she made this emergency stop at a bathroom along the way that was attached to a fireworks stand. This kid came by and tossed a cigarette into the stand and the thing went off crazy-like with sparks and m-80s.....amelia came running out and then Martin Scorsese came up and tweeked the piercing. I got it all on tape it was AMAZING.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Wholy! Marty??! (We're on a first name basis, me being a big-time movie director, and all...you know how it is)

Did ya get his autograph?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Better.....I made him keep his fingers on her junk like that until we could immortalize it in plaster of paris.

 

[amelia]

amelia came running out and then Martin Scorsese came up and tweeked the piercing. I got it all on tape it was AMAZING.

well...you've done it now.....we are so gonna get sued...remember those privacy agreements we signed..that's going to totally ruin his new movie.....he knows people...we are as good as dead

 

[Private Vasquez]

Oh, thaaat's what that thing is on your mantle. I always wondered.

Very hot, very hot.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Oh, thaaat's what that thing is on your mantle. I always wondered.

Very hot, very hot.

It really accents the velvet Elvis I think...

 

[amelia]

It really accents the velvet Elvis I think...

now..you quit fibbing...nothing accents the velvet elvis

 

[427cobra]

now..you quit fibbing...nothing accents the velvet elvis

Oh, I don't know. A gas can and matches could do wonders for that nightmare of interior decoration.