Ambush

[Netzach]

It's stupid ass late and M is still at work, some massive tech test orgy after hours thing that 12 people are staying for....

I want to ambush him.

Any suggestions? Not that I need them, I'm just bored and wondering who's awake.

 

[Auraka6669]

I'm awake, although I'll offer no advice on ambushing the tech orgy

(But that doesn't matter much, as you said yourself... you don't need it)

 

[Netzach]

well, I mean I'm not like *dependent* on it to have something to do, but ideas are always interesting!

This is a proper "when he gets home" ambush not a lit like "at work sex" scene!

 

[Marquis]

Do you have a balcony?

 

[Netzach]

No I don't.

That sounds ambitious for 2:30 am.

 

[ammre]

now does he like coming home from exhausting to be ambushed or would this be an extra cruel moment?

 

[RJMasters]

Be in bed with lights off when you here him come in and have covers pulled up over your head...

underneath covers be wearing a halloween mask. When he goes to climb in bed jump up and scare him.

Might scare him stiff

 

[Xelebes]

Be in bed with lights off when you here him come in and have covers pulled up over your head...

underneath covers be wearing a halloween mask. When he goes to climb in bed jump up and scare him.

Might scare him stiff

The cruder the mask, the better it works.

A 70's hockey mask or an umpiure's mask would work well.

 

[myinnerslut]

Be in bed with lights off when you here him come in and have covers pulled up over your head...

underneath covers be wearing a halloween mask. When he goes to climb in bed jump up and scare him.

Might scare him stiff

dear god, id have a heart attack!!!

 

[neonflux]

Might scare him stiff

he he he

 

[FurryFury]

dear god, id have a heart attack!!!

I scream like I'm in a fucking horror movie when startled. The sound of it could break glass.

Sadly, or perhaps amusingly it's not hard to startle me.

Fury

 

[lne_iii]

It's stupid ass late and M is still at work, some massive tech test orgy after hours thing that 12 people are staying for....

I want to ambush him.

Any suggestions? Not that I need them, I'm just bored and wondering who's awake.

For some strange reason, I got a good laugh out of "stupid ass late."

 

[Auraka6669]

I scream like I'm in a fucking horror movie when startled. The sound of it could break glass.

Sadly, or perhaps amusingly it's not hard to startle me.

Fury

hee hee hee... hee

 

[FurryFury]

hee hee hee... hee

*hides*

Fury