Amber Alert

[muddler35]

I know that many of you have heard the rumors and are understandably concerned. Yes @AmberLGreen did fall on her ass. There are those that will say that alcohol was involved, but I think it was a hired hit carried out by the man behind the grassy knoll. Do they have grassy knolls in England? Grassy Knoll would be an okay name for a band, but I digress.

Amber did in fact fall on her ass. I spoke with the doctors personally.

Doctor 1. Her ass is just bruised, not broken. Her ass will be fine.
Doctor 2. Her ass is already fine!
Doctor 1. Hell yes it is!
(Enthusiastic high-five between doctors 1 and 2)

Although the situation was a little awkward, this reporter wholeheartedly agrees with the doctor’s diagnosis.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Laughing because your post was funny.
Hoping that Amber is alright though.

 

[barefootgirl69]

This is almost as funny as her audio!

We need to take her out to hear the Grassy Knoll and get drunk...because you only get drunk if you're outside, according to legend.

 

[Ingenue844]

@AmberLGreen
Are you ok!?

 

[AmberLGreen]

you fucker! Now I know why I M getting messages left right and centre.

I am fine just a litter bruised bottom

 

[AmberLGreen]

https://voca.ro/1dd22m0lqlum

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dont die and take care of that ass

 

[barefootgirl69]

https://voca.ro/1dd22m0lqlum

Wait a minute. I can't get past, "Maybe you have different air."

*dying*


ETA: "Maybe you aren't drinking enough!" You might be onto something!

Standing up after drinking, I feel tipsy. But the cool air usually helps sober me up.

Or maybe I have the wrong air.

I need to get to England to visit AmberLGreen.

 

[Icy1]

We have the air here in Australia that increases tipsy-ness once outside.
It’s when that fresh air hits you.

I hope your bum isn’t too bruised.

 

[Icy1]

I call bullshit!

Must be just in NSW then. Lol

Though to clarify. You can get drunk indoors. It’s just worse when the fresh air hits you.

 

[ericalauren]

I’m glad you’re fine, Amber! I once slipped on icy stairs. My doctor asked me if I had any bruises, and I was like “well I didn’t check my butt!” The doctor thought that was silly.

 

[AmberLGreen]

We have the air here in Australia that increases tipsy-ness once outside.
It’s when that fresh air hits you.

I hope your bum isn’t too bruised.

Thank you Icy . I went to sleep thinking I was a freak and was planning how much therapy I was going to need.

Bum is a little bruised (not as sore as my head) but I can sit on it which is a good thing because I plan on doing a lot of that today

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m glad you’re fine, Amber! I once slipped on icy stairs. My doctor asked me if I had any bruises, and I was like “well I didn’t check my butt!” The doctor thought that was silly.

Hope it was a fit doctor and they checked it for you

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I am a pretty big klutz when drunk. Once tried to take a piss in toilet and lean against side wall during. Except it was no wall. It was a shower curtain that I fell thru. Shower curtain came down and piss was everywhere. I had a huge knot on head too. Fun times.