SusanJillParker
I'm 100% woman
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Being that many of you guys are the techno geeks and I'm not, I just received my Amazon Fire TV box with remote. I totally love it. I've spent the weekend watching the Sopranos again.
I also have an Amazon Echo Alexa on order. I should receive her coincidentally by July 14th, Nude Day.
Has anyone had experiences with these devices? Any comments or helpful suggestions?
My only fear is the "Cloud". Definitely Big Brother is here.
"Can you see me now? Can you hear what I'm saying? Can you read my thoughts?"
Even though I can turn Alexa off...(gulp) she always still listens and perhaps, in the way of the NSA, even records whatever I say.
"Jeff Bezos sucks! Oh, shit! Alexa, don't record that. Jeff Bezos is a nice man. Alexa off."
Yet, what choice do I have really? This is the future and it's already here. With amazon promising new improvements that are seamlessly delivered by the "Cloud", I'm hoping this device is as useful as a Google search.
"Alexa. Give me the winning horse in the sixth race at Rockingham."
"Sorry but I don't understand your question.
"Alexa. Which blue chip stock is undervalued?"
"Sorry but I don't understand your question."
"Alexa. How long will I live?"
"Sorry, but I don't understand your question."
Now a woman who says sorry all the time can be very uplifting for a man (lol).
"I'm sorry that your an asshole," she said.
"Okay, I forgive you as long as you say your sorry," he said.
As time goes on the Echo is supposed to get better.
"Alexa. Make coffee."
Damn, this artificially intelligent device could be scary. If only I could change her name to 'Hal' like on 2001 Space Odyssey "Hal, please don't hurt me," or to 'Computer' like on Star Trek, "Computer! Shields up!" I'd feel like Captain Kirk.
"Alexa, Alexa on my wall, who's the prettiest erotica writer of them all?"
"Princess Erin, Danielle Kitten, Selena Kitten, TexRad, and then you."
Hello Amazon, I'd like to return your stupid Echo.
I also have an Amazon Echo Alexa on order. I should receive her coincidentally by July 14th, Nude Day.
Has anyone had experiences with these devices? Any comments or helpful suggestions?
My only fear is the "Cloud". Definitely Big Brother is here.
"Can you see me now? Can you hear what I'm saying? Can you read my thoughts?"
Even though I can turn Alexa off...(gulp) she always still listens and perhaps, in the way of the NSA, even records whatever I say.
"Jeff Bezos sucks! Oh, shit! Alexa, don't record that. Jeff Bezos is a nice man. Alexa off."
Yet, what choice do I have really? This is the future and it's already here. With amazon promising new improvements that are seamlessly delivered by the "Cloud", I'm hoping this device is as useful as a Google search.
"Alexa. Give me the winning horse in the sixth race at Rockingham."
"Sorry but I don't understand your question.
"Alexa. Which blue chip stock is undervalued?"
"Sorry but I don't understand your question."
"Alexa. How long will I live?"
"Sorry, but I don't understand your question."
Now a woman who says sorry all the time can be very uplifting for a man (lol).
"I'm sorry that your an asshole," she said.
"Okay, I forgive you as long as you say your sorry," he said.
As time goes on the Echo is supposed to get better.
"Alexa. Make coffee."
Damn, this artificially intelligent device could be scary. If only I could change her name to 'Hal' like on 2001 Space Odyssey "Hal, please don't hurt me," or to 'Computer' like on Star Trek, "Computer! Shields up!" I'd feel like Captain Kirk.
"Alexa, Alexa on my wall, who's the prettiest erotica writer of them all?"
"Princess Erin, Danielle Kitten, Selena Kitten, TexRad, and then you."
Hello Amazon, I'd like to return your stupid Echo.
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