Amazon delivery goes wrong

[ElliottEden]

This thought came to me from a RL experience. We received an Amazon package - and the wife opened it thinking it was one of hers. In our case it was innocuous but the thought hit me... Amazon does sell a LOT of sex toys. So what if?

Those neighbors you and your partner have been roleplaying a foursome with - you got their box by mistake? Or that nice guy next door? He's a CD/into CBT/into D/s sort of relationships/Whatever floats your boat?!? Or that couple - holy shit! Magical MacGuffins galore here. "Do you really think she uses this..."

After the box is opened? Who returns it? What's said? Is there that light bulb moment where 'oh my gosh all the things we've been fantasizing about!'?

 

[Nightscream89]

Oh I like the idea!

Maybe a couple in their 40's (Couple A) that live next to a young couple in their 20's (Couple B).
Couple B love kinky sex and are into the swinger lifestyle as well.

The party of some leather binds, whips, riding crops gets delivered at couple A's house. The wife takes the package thinking her husband placed an order since they order stuff online often. However when she unpacks it she can't believe her eyes, all these sex toys and BDSM attributes. Angry she waits for her husband. When he comes home he is puzzled by her anger. Calmly he asks if she checked the name on the package, shocked she sees it was meant for the neighbours. They laugh at the mixup before the wife admits that the package did make her a bit curious as well, about all the equipment as well as their neighbours. That evening couple A experiments with kinky bdsm for the first time and they have a night full of leathery fun swapping dom and sub roles without actually knowing what that means. Sometimes even imagining that couple B did this on purpose and they are doing what they want.

The next day the husband has tried repacking it all as good as possible and delivers it at Couple B's place. He can't really look at them while he pretends not to know what's in the package.
Couple B notice the package has been opened, they start imagining if couple A has used their new toys. After a night of fun with their new toys they decide to subtly bring it up with couple A. Maybe even inviting them over to play with all the toys together...

 

[Husky_Embrace]

This reminds me. I'll need to send a care package to the cutie a few doors down. I know she'll love it and die out of curiosity who sent it.

 

[Britva415]

I thought this would somehow involve something along the lines of this - How to invite delivery man in

 

[MikeXIrons]

This thought came to me from a RL experience. We received an Amazon package - and the wife opened it thinking it was one of hers. In our case it was innocuous but the thought hit me... Amazon does sell a LOT of sex toys. So what if?

Those neighbors you and your partner have been roleplaying a foursome with - you got their box by mistake? Or that nice guy next door? He's a CD/into CBT/into D/s sort of relationships/Whatever floats your boat?!? Or that couple - holy shit! Magical MacGuffins galore here. "Do you really think she uses this..."

After the box is opened? Who returns it? What's said? Is there that light bulb moment where 'oh my gosh all the things we've been fantasizing about!'?

I like the "power of knowledge" element of this. Maybe a package gets delivered to you by mistake. You open it before realizing it's not for you. It's a kinky sex toy - maybe something bondage related. Then you see the address is for the hot young wife next door. You bring it over. She turns 10 shades of red when she realizes you've opened it. She begs you not to tell her husband about it, which you find intriguing. You assure her that her secret is safe with you.

A couple nights later they both accept your last-minute invite to come over to your back patio for some BBQ. You can't resist teasing her with a few subtle references to being "tied up" or "happy to get a chance to finally bond with her", etc. She shoots your a few horrified glances, but, also has a little grin.

You ask her to help you with something inside in the kitchen, saying to her husband that you need to "kidnap her, just for a moment inside". Inside she scolds you for being fresh. When you return outside, you apologize to her husband for kidnapping her... that you promise to always return her safely to him.

You start ordering other kinky toys and have them sent to her. At first she doesn't comment on it, but one day she asks "Are you the one... you know... sending me stuff addressed to me?" You play dumb, but ask her what she's talking about and if she likes them and if she's getting a lot of use out of them. Her blush gives you the answer you wanted.

So, your "private joke" expands into more and more of a shared secret that you can hold over her head... asking her for more details with the implied threat that you might mention something to her husband. At some point, she can no longer explain it to him as a simple "package sent to the wrong house" as she increasingly shares her deepest darkest kinks with you... ones that she's too shy/scared/ashamed to share with her husband. And, you can tell, she feels relieved to find someone to share her secret thoughts with...