amazing bumper sticker wisdom

[woodnymph_O]

ok i wanted a funny stuff thread to read today. Since I cant find one I'm going to start one please feel free to join in with all of the wisdom I KNOW AH is famous for
1. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

2.I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

3.Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

4. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

5.Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research

6.The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

7.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

8.My dog can lick anyone!

9.SHe who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

10.A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up three thousand times the memory on your computer

11.HAM AND EGGS -- A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

 

[nikkijames]

horn is broken.. watch for finger

 

[shereads]

Use an accordion, go to jail. It's the law.

 

[R. Richard]

"Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt!"

 

[Guest]

Jesus Loves You.
Everyone else thinks you're an ass.

Hang up and drive.

 

[SeaCat]

If you don't like my driving, get off thew sidewalk.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Horn blows, does the driver?

My dog is smarter than your honor student.
(Actually there are a lot of the "Honor Student ones around here.)

Cat

 

[cheerful_deviant]

"FUCK DECAF"

"If you can read this I'm gonna hit my brakes and sue your ass" *written really small*

"Don't worry…it's only kinky the first time."

And my personal favorite:

"Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus"

 

[Liar]

I'm not drunk, I drive this bad.

 

[cloudy]

My personal favorite: "Don't make me get out my flying monkeys."

"I'm not driving fast, I'm flying low."

and the one that's currently on my car: "Custer had it coming."

 

[minsue]

"Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus"

Dammit! You beat me to that one! Damn, CD. Who knew you were so disturbed?

 

[minsue]

"Custer had it coming."

Cloudy, I hope you know that had me laughing so hard I'm crying. (Or crying so hard I'm laughing. I can't keep track these days ) I don't think I've seen that one before.

 

[cloudy]

Cloudy, I hope you know that had me laughing so hard I'm crying. (Or crying so hard I'm laughing. I can't keep track these days ) I don't think I've seen that one before.

Perfect, isn't it?

I need a new one, actually.....it's started to get really weathered-looking.

 

[SeaCat]

I have a sticker on one of the windows of my van. "Cape Cod Nude Beach Entry Permit Number 1" Does that count?

(If you've lived on Cape Cod you'll understand the irony of that sticker.)

Cat
The Marine Feline

 

[cloudy]

"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

"There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart."

"Support Capitol Punishment, Flog a Politician Today."

"Time flies when you don't know what you're doing."

"Indecision is the key to flexibility."

"Yes, I've heard of ""decaf." What's your point?"
Perfect for us denizens of Abs, no?

 

[thebullet]

You can't be first but you can be next

 

[eric shawn listo]

Life's a bitch and so am I!

 

[Honey123]

I must live in an absolutely boring town...no one has bumper stickers!



These are great to read tho, keep 'em coming!!

 

[Guest]

 

[R. Richard]

Auntie Em: Hate you! Hate Kansas! Leaving, taking the dog.

 

[Boota]

Braise The Lord
450 degrees for 20 minutes
Add veggies, season to taste

My juvenile delinquent knocked up your honor student.

Real Men Love Jesus. He Looks Fabulous In A Miniskirt.

Lord, Please Save Me From Your Followers!

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I can't think of anything right off, but I'm afraid of other drivers when their cars are decorated by those little "Jesus" fishes.

Can anyone with those drive?

Q_C

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I can't think of anything right off, but I'm afraid of other drivers when their cars are decorated by those little "Jesus" fishes.

Can anyone with those drive?

Q_C

They dont need to be able to drive, the Lord is guiding them.

I used to have this one on my last car:

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/E-FishNChip.gif

 

[Quiet_Cool]

cool...

Q_C

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Where's vella.......this is right up her alley!

 

[woodnymph_O]

hahaha knew u guys would come through

ok one more from me
my voices can beat up your voices

thanks for the replies, i've laughed my bottom off
nymphy