AMA's weighed in on Health Bill (humor)

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Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new
Health Insurance package....

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised
not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians
said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists
were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no..

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
to the assholes in Washington.
 
The AMA should have asked a farmer, he'd a told 'em it was plain ol' bullshit. :D
 
The oncologists balked at the tumourous spending
And the gerontologists where convinced the plan was already too old

Come on, keep the ball rolling.
 
The hematologist's blood boiled as he saw the proposed costs bleed red.
The endocrinologist laughed at the hairy, bloating government expenditures.

The gynecologist saw the princess plan as being all covered in warts.
 
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