Am I too short to be your girlfriend?

[shortybanks]

i'm 5'1'

 

[Bert Notorius]

i'm 5'1'

you're just
as tall
lying down.

 

[shortybanks]

you're just
as tall
lying down.

lol i heard that one before

 

[Bert Notorius]

lol i heard that one before

my dad's
first girlfriend
after mom died
was nicknamed
4x4,
for obvious reasons.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

i'm 5'1'

Mmmm... delicious! I think you are perfect. And sexy shoes too!!

 

[shortybanks]

my dad's
first girlfriend
after mom died
was nicknamed
4x4,
for obvious reasons.

lol

 

[shortybanks]

Mmmm... delicious! I think you are perfect. And sexy shoes too!!

thanks

 

[Not Normal]

You're an inch taller than my girl

 

[shortybanks]

You're an inch taller than my girl

 

[Bert Notorius]

You're an inch taller than my girl

your girl
is an inch
shorter than
my girl.

 

[Comshaw]

Am I too short to be your girlfriend?
i'm 5'1'

Do your legs reach the ground? I'd say yes, in a very attractive manner too I might ad.



Comshaw

 

[shortybanks]

Do your legs reach the ground? I'd say yes, in a very attractive manner too I might ad.



Comshaw

 

[cowslinger64]

i'm 5'1'

Got a link to your pinterest page where those are posted?

 

[mikeinnh]

Very nice! I'd love to see more!

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://www.imgrum.org/user/dbcurves/15663221/1595952426460158155_15663221

Here ya go, and I sent her a message letting her know that someone is claiming g to be her, and posting her photos here.

 

[cowslinger64]

http://www.imgrum.org/user/dbcurves/15663221/1595952426460158155_15663221

Here ya go, and I sent her a message letting her know that someone is claiming g to be her, and posting her photos here.

Lol....oooops!!

 

[Wats_butthole]

Nope, too fat.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I'm surprised nobody has said "as long as I can rest my beer on the top of your head, your're good."

 

[MagnusRichard]

http://www.imgrum.org/user/dbcurves/15663221/1595952426460158155_15663221

Here ya go, and I sent her a message letting her know that someone is claiming g to be her, and posting her photos here.

Why are you posting personal information about her?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Don't worry no one is trying to muscle in on your creepy corner of lit, shortylace.

 

[RedAllan]

I'm surprised nobody has said "as long as I can rest my beer on the top of your head, your're good."

I did that to someone once, got punched out for it, and my beer got spilled.

 

[lovetoread]

uh huh fake pics

anyways

like 5'1 is short

 

[Dinosaur1]

When life gives you curves, you flaunt them.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Don't worry no one is trying to muscle in on your creepy corner of lit, shortylace.

 

[MagnusRichard]

Don't worry no one is trying to muscle in on your creepy corner of lit, shortylace.

Call me that to my cawk at saintpeters place, whore.

And wear those office spanking tights, yes?