am i the fastest man on lit?

pabloback

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just bought myself a new toy
a yamaha yzf1000 thunderace
120 bhp
165 mph
time to play
 
You may be the fastest -- of that I am not sure. But I am sure you are one of the most foolish, especially if the Yamaha of which you speak is a dirtbike or an ATV or something similar.
 
Something that goes fast.

Which limits it to.... a baseball, a gazelle, or a really aerodynamic umbrella. :\
 
BustyTheClown said:
You may be the fastest -- of that I am not sure. But I am sure you are one of the most foolish, especially if the Yamaha of which you speak is a dirtbike or an ATV or something similar.

a 165mph dirtbike , sounds really stupid to me , i want one
where can i order the atv, got any pics?
 
mayi said:
okay.......can i have a RIDE...hun???

mayi:rose:

you can come for a ride with me anytime you like , if you are looking for faster love , forget george michael
 
So you gonna do the Isle of Man ???????

It looks a smooth ride.... have fun with it :)
 
Well buddy ya got me beat... I am currently driving a scuzzy 1989 Ford Falcon... 0-100kph in 5 days. Still it fits the whole tribe so I suppose I can't complain.

Good on ya Pablo... :cool:
 
Isn't Mig the fastest bloke on Lit.? He's got some sort of Cosworth thing I heard.
 
Unregistered said:
Isn't Mig the fastest bloke on Lit.? He's got some sort of Cosworth thing I heard.
ford or mercedes then i am quicker , hayabusa , zx11 or 12 or a blackbird has me beat in standard trim, tuned fireblades and 916'spossibly
carwise you are looking loadsa dosh , ferrari and lambo territory not much choice over 155mph porsche turbo is about all from germany and million dollar exotics
ps thanks for the getwell card teech , hopefully that will be gathering dust for ever more.
 
Cant lisa just live with me non sexually... You can sleep with her... I'll just take her out driving and stuff.
 
lol well it would be nice living there with the nice weather and beaches (and great chef :)) ... but one problem lisa doesnt let anyone drive her car she barely lets anyone else sit in it

she had panic attacks when it was being shipped over from canada i guess it would be even longer to ship it there :)
 
But I'll let you two be in the back making out while I fly through the forests and stuff... It will be fine I promise...
 
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