Am I on-line too much?

[StondTmplPilot]

Evidently one of my cats thinks so.

After posting for a little while this morning, I left to go to the bank and pay some bills, yadda yadda yadda. When I got home, I came back to the computer to record deposits and checks written in my register. Well, what I returned to was a wet keyboard, emitting the distinct odor of cat piss! There sat speck, in the doorway with an evil, "that oughtta teach you" look on his little whiskered face. I know that he wasn't trying to tell my to change his litter, as I had done that before I left for the bank.

Anyway, I went back out and bought a new keyboard, as the old one was useless, not to mention the fact that I really didn't relish the thought of trying to clean cat urine off the keyboard.


The culprit!

 

[modest mouse]

Your kitty is jealous of all the pussy on the internet.

(certainly not a cleaning job, toss that sucker away)

 

[Shylady]

hmmm I don't think you are online too much

 

[Tank Girl]

That's a pretty pussy but what a pisser!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Your kitty is jealous of all the pussy on the internet.

(certainly not a cleaning job, toss that sucker away)

You are too fucking funny!!!!

And the old keyboard is history!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

That's a pretty pussy but what a pisser!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

hmmm I don't think you are online too much

pssst, Shylady... I love the new av!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I killed mine two months ago with a glass full of coke !

The keyboard that is.. not my pussy


*from one who is PO today as for the last 12 hours her yahoo will not let her log in for some reason !!*

 

[estevie]

OMG, thats hilarious!

Cats are weird, my own big fat cat has been especially nasty these days, I have no clue as to why...but I swear if he reaches out from under the table to get me with his claws one more time...he's gonna get the boot!

 

[ZoeKat]

you people crack me up..ROFLAO

lovely pussy stp..*smirk*..err no you're not online to much

 

[Georgia Girl]

Catnip dispenser

I think an excellent idea for those of us with feline friends (I have two, Tequila and Buster) would be to develope a catnip dispenser for our computers. This way each time we turned on the computer it would dispense catnip, the cats would be happy and go laze around in a drug induced daze and we could have our time online. Pretty soon, just like Pavlov's dogs the cats would be dragging us away from day to day tasks to go to the computer so they could get their fix.

Sounds like a plan to me.

 

[Georgia Girl]

As an additional note STP, no, I don't believe you are online too much as I enjoy reading your posts.

 

[Spanktress]

Hi STP. If you hadnt of shared what your naughty pussy did (needs a spank I say!!) then no one would have known except you...
My cat has a habit of running across the keyboard. As I'm a head down typer & consider myself a dang good one I dont look at the screen before sending off what I've wrote....in chat/im's/etc.
A simple hello often turns into hepofdsallo & me having to explain LOL

*~* Spanks *~*

 

[MissTaken]

Golden showers at the keyboard! Egads!


It really places a new spin on cybering


STP, if you are on line too much, so are we all. There is no way that we will support your jealous pussy! That would require too much soul searching.

Take Care