Am I just 5 away??? Yessssss!!!

Lil-Brandi

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Is it true? Do I become a Grrrrl-ru at 500? I get to lose this "really really experienced", slut sounding title. It makes me feel like a nympho! LOL I'm not really really experienced, really! :rolleyes:
 
Dammit Ambro - no you weren't, but I'm not above editing it now just to get it back to the top of the damn list...
 
awwwwww...

Sweetie...I am honored...thank you! That makes me feel so special!

A HUGE HUG...and...KISS...and EARLOBE NIBBLE...just because you certainly deserve it!!!!
 
(giggling)

I just know what I feel like if someone nibbles on mine...I thought I'd share the sensation!!!! :)
 
Yeah I was thinking about this the other day....

I'll bet you can remember and recount - every time you've ever had a sexual experience.

You've got to get busy girl. I can't even recall all the faces of women I've had the pleasure to share pleasure with - let alone their names.

Congrats you young guru you.
 
Lil-Brandi said:
Is it true? Do I become a Grrrrl-ru at 500? I get to lose this "really really experienced", slut sounding title. It makes me feel like a nympho! LOL I'm not really really experienced, really! :rolleyes:

What's wrong with slut sounding titles? Or feeling like a nympho, for that matter? *Grin*
 
Sparky...

Still profiling me!!! Yes, you win that bet too! I'm a good girl with a streak of naughtiness and yes...I'm working on the streak! :rolleyes: I just love this rolling eyes thingy..its so cute, its soooo me!
 
And it's my strong hunch that......

If we were near - if we could look into one another's eyes - if we could talk - if I could play you some sweet guitar......

I'd have you in the fucking sack and barking like a dog in no time!!!!!

God, I'm so fucking smooth.

[But I'm married and I don't/wouldn't do that sort of thing - not without the Shebabe anyway.]
 
...ruff...ruff!

LOL...ooohhh baby, I love it when you talk dirty to me!

Hey wait a minute... :confused: if you had me in bed, and had me barking like a DOG, would you really be looking into my eyes?
 
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