Alternatives to the Mile high club

[Ldy_Sea]

We all know the Mile high club.

How about the

• Mile Long Club (make love in a train, bus, car, RV or other vehicle traveling the highways and byways.)
• Mile Deep Club (make love one mile underground. Some possibilities are caves, mines submarines, missile silos, Canyons)
• Mile Away Club (Have sex with someone when you are apart cyber, phone, text)

Anyone else have any ideas?

 

[pointless]

yes. dunk your head in a five gallon bucket full of cold water and take a deep breath.

 

[Earl]

^^^
Now that was uncalled for.

 

[TallMan69]

If both parters had a decent hit while having sex they can join the 420 High Club. Elite membership if you had sex at 4:20 am or pm.
If both partners had sex while fighting sleep from Ambien they can join The Siesta Fiesta Club.

 

[KRCummings]

Only an asshole has a sig like that.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Only an asshole has sigs enabled.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I've always thought there must a lot of sport fucking going on in the White House. Being able to brag to your friends that you got a piece of ass in some broom closet while the Secret Service was just a few feet away has to be way cooler than getting fucked on a plane.

 

[Ldy_Sea]

I've always thought there must a lot of sport fucking going on in the White House. Being able to brag to your friends that you got a piece of ass in some broom closet while the Secret Service was just a few feet away has to be way cooler than getting fucked on a plane.

To hell with a broom closet. Try the Lincoln Bedroom.

I heard that some people have been able to talk Sr. Staff and in one case a prez into letting them take their paramore into on of the bedrooms for a nooner. Usually they are given 45 minutes before the USSS knocks on teh dor to escort the couple out.

This is only a rumor I have heard. No credible source has been found yet. The Executive most often mentioned is Clinton.

 

[Ldy_Sea]

Mile Fall Club Having sex while skydiving. Bonus if you stay inside when your parachutes deploy.