Alright, who crapped on my Corn Flakes?

[April]

Someone had to say it.

You may all worship me now.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

and the circle is now complete. But who fucked my pop tart is much sicker...

 

[JerseyBoy]

and the circle is now complete. But who fucked my pop tart is much sicker...

I didnt know you could fuck a pop tart...a donut maybe...

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I didnt know you could fuck a pop tart...a donut maybe...

sure, just take a few of them and break through the crust...or so I have been told

 

[JerseyBoy]

sure, just take a few of them and break through the crust...or so I have been told

oic...thought you meant horizontal like, so you'd have to be real flat or somthing

 

[April]

Hey! Where's the worshipping?!

 

[Orwell84]

Is it now PC to use and abuse cereal? If trees have rights, too, then the same must be said for cereal. Along with life liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, it says somewhere in the Constitution, that no cereal shall be subject to cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

sorry april I was copulating orally with my golden grahms...

 

[JerseyBoy]

Hey! Where's the worshipping?!

oh...should we be kneeling?

 

[mritsme]

with a body like your worship worship, but by your av you are on your hands and knees??? did you wanna worship?

 

[SweetCherry]

All hail April, Goddess of Lit and High Priestess of Porn. Love may she orgasm.

 

[April]

Now I'm getting a craving for Frosted Flakes. We don't have any, and the store is about a half hour drive one way. Oh well. I've got alcohol, which is ten times better.

 

[mritsme]

Now I'm getting a craving for Frosted Flakes. We don't have any, and the store is about a half hour drive one way. Oh well. I've got alcohol, which is ten times better.

you better stick with the alcohol cause i would not want the corn flakes after someone crapped in em lol

 

[Bidin~Time]

Being a goddess of a much lower order, I have no problem at all worshipping April.

Grapes? currants? or would you prefer I round up some male slaves?

 

[Rambrat]

Hey! Where's the worshipping?!

will you require a human sacrifice?

 

[April]

Bring on the male slaves. No human sacrifices. But I do require meat. Steak, preferably. It goes best with bourbon.

 

[SweetCherry]

Medium rare ok with you?

 

[April]

Where did all my worshipers go? Don't make me fire you too!

Oh wait. Shouldn't that be "shoot fire at you"? Heh.

 

[SweetCherry]

Hey, bring that fire over here. The damn grill won't stay lit and I can't cook the damn steak without it.

 

[April]

I think I can do that. I'm irritated enough. Heh. Damn game crashed on me, so now I have to patch it. Crap. I hadn't saved it for a few minutes too. *sigh*

 

[SweetCherry]

That's not good. Might I suggest turning fire on the game then? Give it an example of what happens when it doesn't to as it's supposed to.