Alright, Lauren, you win...

[crysede]

I have published my heartfelt love for you, for all the world to see: für dich.

I bow down before you in humble supplication, thou most magnificent of stalkers.http://home*******.no/~johmoe/smilies/imnotworthy.gif

Little does she know I'm only down here so her pussy is in easy reach of my hot tongue and long, nimble fingers *wicked grin*

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Oh, meine Lebensgefährtin...

If I wasn't so obcessed with you already, you'd be in serious trouble, you tongue twisted, although ethically enhanced, sexy byatch.

*sigh*

I'm so happy

 

[HomerPindar]

On behalf of the rest of us, please take this to heart when I say, whatever else you two do, or are doing, DO NOT take this to a room....

Hell, I'm a voyeuer, how about the rest of ya?



HomerPindar

 

[Suzi]

hell!

On behalf of the rest of us, please take this to heart when I say, whatever else you two do, or are doing, DO NOT take this to a room....

Hell, I'm a voyeuer, how about the rest of ya?



HomerPindar

I didn't know Lauren is bi....I'm bi too....damn...missed my chance!

 

[WickedEve]

I swear, I think everyone on this board is bi! That's it. I give in. I'm going the bi way! I'm tired of being left out. Heterosexuality is dead! Pass me a muffin!

 

[Angeline]

oh shit well if you're gonna be bi

but if i go that way, lauren is mine i tell you

hehe

i saw her picture

oh.

but i'm straight.

oh well.

 

[WickedEve]

Angeline

I saw her pic, too. She's pretty as a peach but too darn young. I need a mature woman to be my first girl-on-girl experience. Preferably a tall woman with a mustache, broad hairy chest, and a thick cock.

 

[Angeline]

Well that rules me out

i'm 5'6.

looks down. no hair on chest. none of that other stuff either. not even ted. lol

actually i like the kind of woman you just described. can she have a deep voice, too?

 

[WickedEve]

yeah, deep voice and that male attitude. Wow, what a woman! Okay, I'm ready to be a lesbian now.

 

[Angeline]

I'm sorry

your legs aren't hairy enough. don't shave for a few months ok? and i get to be the femme.

hey wait. is homer pindar still listening?

this is a girls only thread dammit!

oh. i thought you were offering to have a sex change.

actually i went into the chat here as a guy once--to see what it's like to try to pick up a woman. (actually 3 woman agreed to chat with me; i fled. well i only count two. one was really easy, i think)

man it sucked. lol

i am defintely staying woman.

 

[WickedEve]

Where is Homer? We need a man to toy with while we discuss the fine art of female/female loving.

By the way, crysede, do you have a translation of your poem?

 

[Angeline]

Eve you would have loved

my "man" profile. i was perfect. i even implied a small inheritence.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

By the way, crysede, do you have a translation of your poem?

Oh yes. Regardless of how exquisite the fine art of pussy licking might be, this is a poetry forum, ladies... let's have some decorum... um... *covering up my avatar*

Actually, she thinks it sounds silly in English, but I asked the D to help me out understanding it and it confirmed my suspicions. She wants me

It was a prosed comment, though. Maybe if we all ask, one of our German speaking colleagues will try to have a go at it?

 

[HomerPindar]

keeping the camera rolling...and trying like a bugger to get Angeline in focus

Nuff talk, more sex...

Not that I object to the heterosexual ladies in the room... holdon, I'm heterosexual! And I'm male!

Well, I'm not "perfect" at anything, but what I lack in perfection I make up for in...um...with a sense of humor!

As this is a poetry forum:
There once was some ladies in chat
who thought sex with guys was old hat
then in came a dom
who hit if off like a charm
now what do you make of that?

live poetry - soon to be the new Stand-Up Comedy near you...

HomerPindar

 

[crysede]

I swear, I think everyone on this board is bi! That's it. I give in. I'm going the bi way! I'm tired of being left out. Heterosexuality is dead! Pass me a muffin!

Hello, my name is Crysede, and... I'm straight.

I'm ashamed to say that I've been straight for so long I can't even remember when I started. I've tried to quit before - hell, haven't we all! lol

However, Lauren has selflessly taken it upon herself to assist me in overcoming my cockoholism, and with her support and encouragement I'm finally cumming to appreciate the art of pussy licking.

I know I'll always have a weakness for a hard, throbbing cock - with its flared head just begging to have my hot, wet tongue trace along the ridge, trailing back and forth across the underside where the helmet meets the shaft, then me holding the shaft firmly as I flatten my tongue against the underside of the balls, and licking firmly all the way to the tip, flicking my tongue across the slit before returning to the balls and beginning another long stroke with my tongue...

But in spite of my deep seated and insatiable hunger for thrusting, drooling, pulsating cocks; I now feel confident that this will no longer prevent me from appreciating Lauren's slick pussylips parting as I tease her outer lips with my tongue, then savour the taste of her sweet juices before slipping my tongue into her hot pussy, drawing my tongue slowly across her inner lips, pressing my fingers on either side of her clit, exposing the swollen nub to my slippery tongue as I gently trail the tip up and down the sides of her clit, wiggling the tip of my tongue against the hood, encouraging her clit to emerge still further...

It was a prosed comment, though. Maybe if we all ask, one of our German speaking colleagues will try to have a go at it?

You know I can deny you nothing my beloved sonnet slut (but I still say it sounds silly in English )

Stalker

My darling stalker

How I love to feel your presence behind me,
And to hear your soft footsteps following in the darkness

From the shadows your beautiful eyes are always fixed upon me with admiring maliciousness
This soft body of yours: I could so easily lose myself, my mind, in you

Your love threatens to drain all feelings from me;
My paranoid thoughts are sweetly stirred by you

Twilight of the soul, my love

 

[Angeline]

Gosh

I suddenly feel like a voyeur in this thread. I'm going to sleep!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

She does have a way with words, doesn't she?

 

[Angeline]

She must have

been listening to my 7th grade Englsh teacher: Be specific! No please go write what you want for the pretty please thread so I can get on with my life!

 

[HomerPindar]

LOL

for once being a voyeur has paid off

Hell, for once getting what I asked for has paid off.. least, so far

HomerPindar

 

[JUDO]

Talk about bad timing. Crysede wrote that when? Yesterday and here I'm sitting tonight after reading through every syllable doing the best I can not to wet my chair. Damn! Where's a towel?


- Judo

 

[Angeline]

Perhaps I Should Not Reveal the Way My Mind Works

but does anyone else here see the irony in Crysede's poem being called Fur Dich?

There are some really stupid jokes in there somewhere.

 

[_Land]

Im not BI, but you can still pass me a muffin

I swear, I think everyone on this board is bi! That's it. I give in. I'm going the bi way! I'm tired of being left out. Heterosexuality is dead! Pass me a muffin!