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NOIRTRASH

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Because I'm twice as smart as you and madder than a cut snake (COLDDIESEL said it, not me), I discovered the cause of my blindness, and my vision is coming back. I tested highest for RESEARCH PHYSICIAN on the old GATB General aptitude test battery, and I'm a natural born medical scientist. My real MD has no clue what my problem is/was.

Pay attention.

Its fish oil. Fish oil pills took my sight in a week. I quit taking them two days ago, and I can see again.

My wife is a health nut-Nazi, and I go along to get along. She nagged me till I took the fish oil. I invented YES DEAR. You clowns haqve no ideas how sweet I am.

So, think twice about health food, it can be some dangerous shit in YOUR body
 
I baked home-grown asparagus last night to go with our steaks...

;)

I'm feeling kinda frisky, but my morning pee really stank.
 
Fish oil thins your blood.

Less oxygen and nutrients to the brain and eyeballs.

Which explains Laurel's drowsiness and JBJ's blindness + stooopidity.
 
And yet fish oil (EPA/DHA at 1 gram) is effective at treating depression and bipolar disorder. Go figure.
 
Something ate my white radishes, and it wasn't us. We have breakfast radishes on the way. I should show more now where the two remaining white radishes are :rolleyes:

Something is eating our strawberries.

:mad:

I am beginning to suspect the chickens...
 
And yet fish oil (EPA/DHA at 1 gram) is effective at treating depression and bipolar disorder. Go figure.

Multivitamins paralyze me, really. A glass of water is great, too much water is CIA torture.
 
Glad you figured out the problem. Who would have thought something so simple would have such a drastic effect.
 
And I think sometimes some spectrum things...?

But isn't the point that it will only help if your diet is deficient or imbalanced or your body is ( for some reason) having problem with that and so the issue is not just what is deficient but why?

Don't think so. Lots of studies support fish oil for depression and they'd account for diet. Probably affects brain chemistry.
 
They also knock you out in high doses. A few years back, I started taking two Dr. Murray's fish oil pills 2x/day and was incredibly groggy. Could hardly stay awake, no amount of sleep helped. Manu googled "fish oil" and "drowsiness" and figured it out (he's really good at figuring stuff out). Apparently, fish oil can make you drowsy.

I think real food processed as little as possible is healthy. Forget pills/smoothies/juicing/"cleanses". Eat fish, lean meats, fruit, grains, and veggies. You can't wrong that way.

Sure. I never nap and started napping in the AM and afternoon.

Speaking of cake and burgers, the lyrics of Axl Rose's old song are now WELCOME TO THE BAKERY, WE GOT PIES AND CAKES. I hes he been supersized since 2985.
 
Were you taking the pills with moonshine instead of water?

The state usta test me for alcohol all the time, but I rarely use alcohol. I guess I hadda glass of Sangria in 2010. Alcohol makes me sleepy and has too many calories. People use alcohol to lower inhibitions and manage anxiety, I test one pointy higher than dead people for fear and shy.
 
Because I'm twice as smart as you and madder than a cut snake (COLDDIESEL said it, not me), I discovered the cause of my blindness, and my vision is coming back. I tested highest for RESEARCH PHYSICIAN on the old GATB General aptitude test battery, and I'm a natural born medical scientist. My real MD has no clue what my problem is/was.

Pay attention.

Its fish oil. Fish oil pills took my sight in a week. I quit taking them two days ago, and I can see again.

My wife is a health nut-Nazi, and I go along to get along. She nagged me till I took the fish oil. I invented YES DEAR. You clowns haqve no ideas how sweet I am.

So, think twice about health food, it can be some dangerous shit in YOUR body

Speaking of paying attention, if I had gone blind within a week of any change in diet or "medication," I think I would immediately suspect the change agent itself or whether it was contraindicated with any other medication I was taking.

Furthermore, if my wife who had caused me to invent the words "yes dear" had been the advocate for the change, I might also suspect that her motivation might have had something other than my best long term interests in mind.

Pay attention. ;)
 
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