Alluring Alliteration

[Emily124]

‎Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

-V for Vendetta (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434409)

This is perhaps the most grand and verbose example of alliteration I've seen. I found myself becoming increasingly giddy, my attention consumed, entirely. By the end, I felt an overwhelming urge to give a resounding ovation.

What's your favorite example of alliteration?

 

[Killswitch]

If I have to look up Aliteration in the dictionary to see what it means, does that mean I can never fuck you?

 

[Emily124]

If I have to look up Aliteration in the dictionary to see what it means, does that mean I can never fuck you?

I suppose that depends on whether or not you actually looked it up, or if you just realized you needed to.

 

[Killswitch]

I suppose that depends on whether or not you actually looked it up, or if you just realized you needed to.

I haven't yet. lol

I also read the first two lines of your profile and skipped to the ending.

How am I doin!

lol

You're cerebral and I'm impatient.

It's perfect.

 

[Emily124]

For your consideration...

 

[darkbeast]

I always go to Shakespeare.

Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall,
And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain:
Whereat, with blade, with bloody blameful blade,
He bravely broach'd is boiling bloody breast;
And Thisby, tarrying in mulberry shade,
His dagger drew, and died.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

P is for Playground.

 

[evesdream]

^^^^^
Snarky snob.

 

[Image]

If I have to look up Aliteration in the dictionary to see what it means, does that mean I can never fuck you?

You'll have to learn to spell it first

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

I'm reading Frankenstein. Loking for tips how to build myself a boyfriend.

 

[luckyjim70]

Alliteration

Plump penis penetrates pussy perfectly.

-- somewhere in Chaucer, I think. Or not.