Allright people, heres a poll.

[Guest]

everyone please write the following ideas in order of first=best and last=worst:

Brittney Spears doing aything =)
Celebrity gang bang
lesbian encounters
animal
school girl/teacher encounter
TV characters
famous movie characters
incest
rape
slavery

 

[Bs]

1. animal

2. incest (even with the family pet)

3. school girl(or boy)/teacher encounter (or school mascot)

4. lesbian encounters (love it when they use big dogs)

5. gang bang (with & without animals)

6a. rape (love to read about animal rape)

6b. slavery (can you make them do animals)


and then:

Brittney Spears doing anything =)
(ok, ok, I'll ask who the hell is Brittney Spears?)

TV characters
famous movie characters
(you just write the stories and if you will let me use my imagination, well i'll just picture them in my mind and as the one doing the deed.)

Hows that big guy? Did that answer your question?

Now if I may, I have a few questions of my own.

1. How big was the ark? (looking for actual diamensions)
2. How long was eve in the garden before she ate the apple?
3. How did you split that water thing?
4. You seem to be getting a lot of milage out of your last book. Will there be a sequeal?
5. If you are really GOD, then should'nt you have known what order we would place the afor mentioned list?
6. If you are GOD, will you forgive me for asking such asine questions, and making a fool of myself?

 

[Deborah]

Dear GOD,

I was all dolled up ready to go to church and hear from you but now I find you are here. You know, dressed to kill, short skirt, no panties, hoping to get the preacher to start babbling about sheep.

GOD, I think you meant "rate" instead of "write" didn't you? I guess you are not as infallible as the Pope.

Hey BS, since GOD is having a bad day, I'll answer your questions for him:

1. The ark was 525 feet in length, 87 feet 6 inches in breadth and 52 feet 6 inches in height. And Dixie the transvestite's dick is 13 5/8 inches. Very difficult to hide but "she" usually pleads bad time of month. Like Mrhappy said, "That's one helleva big sanitary napkin, what brand is that?"

2. Eve was not chomping on an apple. Try and find that word in Genesis. That was two nuts she had in her mouth.

3. Splitting water is no different than parting pussy. Just a matter of speaking in tongues.

4. GOD dictates and directs now instead of writing his own stuff. He told Neale Donald Walsch to write "Conversations with God." He told Benny Hinn to get some babes to lay on the floor and do their fake orgasm routine and put on a reeeeally big show.

5. The order obviously should be incest first. Despite Tonto saying it's "sick, sick, sick" that's how you humans all got here.

6. BS, I think you are forgiven for being a fool. The spelling is another matter. When Zeke gets done with SpellCheck (my GOD that Girl Scout is in heat), me thinks you are next.

 

[Endlessly]

*quietly shaking head*

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Oh my gawd...You all have me rolling in laughter here so hard I almost fell out of my chair!!! My husband is looking over at me like I have gone absolutly insane!!!

Is GOD going to judge us on the order we put these things in? I sit here wondering...Well, I'm probably going to hell already (if you ask my parents, anyway) so here goes...

1. Lesbian incounters - the shit just gets me off like nothing else

2. Incest - after all "it is best, put your sister to the test"

3. Animals - dogs and horses and snakes, Oh my!

4. School girl/teacher encounter - who suduces who? how do you think I got good enough grades to get into college?

5. Celebrity gang bang - like Danny DeVito and Pee Wee Herman giving it to Barbara Streisand

6. Rape - as long as it is fictional

7. Slavery - SEX slaves, not the other kind; get over here and lick the bottom of my boots after I have just walked through a field of cow pies

8. TV character encounters - so the Baywatch babes would have to fuck the 3 Stooges, or is it that they would fuck me?

9. Movie charater encounters - The Nutty Professor gets Mary Poppins

10. Brittney Spears - UGH!!

How's that?????

[This message has been edited by hullo_nurse (edited 01-23-2000).]

 

[Bs]

"PRAISE THE LORD!" *as he drops to his knees* "He hath risen, and he is a she, in Deborah's clothes!"

All my questions have been answered! I could ask so many more! But, rather feel blessed to know that, I - HAVE - BEEN - FORGIVEN!!

And, I've also been around long enough to know that *light bulb goes on in head* I'm not about to piss off Deborah.... remember the commercials "it not nice to fool mother nature" *then you hear the loud thunder* I hear the thunder....(now running for cover!)

*you can now find me back under my rock saying my Hail Deborah's and learning how to spell*

 

[Guest]

Dang it! I thought the debauchery was supposed to be left up to me, what are you doing GOD, coming here and talking about some of my favorite topics...incest, bestiality, lesbianism...tsk, tsk, tsk, what is the world coming to? Perhaps I should get my handbasket ready?!?

 

[Dillinger]

Celebrity Gang Bang (Nikki Cox happens to wander buy the news studio just as they're reporting about Britney Spears latest indecent outfit.. the "journalists" at Eyewitless News are so hot from looking at Britney's pictures that when they see Nikki's big fucking tits they take out their lust on her and gang rape her)

School Girl/Teacher (A very young Britney Spears and her Music Teacher)

Rape (Britney Spears raped by the Backdoor Boys)

Britney Spears (preferably in a gang bang)

Movie Characters (Terminator 3! The Terminator returns in all his shape changing liquid metal glory. His mission? To impregnate Britney Spears!)

TV Characters (Seven of Nine takes on a Klingon Raiding Party - or rather they pull a train with her while Britney Spears watches and masterbates waiting for her turn!)

Incest (Britney Spears does her whole family)

Lesbian (Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera with 'NSuck watching)

Slavery (Britney Spears is sold to Ike Turner)

Animals (Britney Spears turns into Woodpecker and gets raped by a Bald Eagle)

 

[HornyAuthor]

Ranking!

01.) animal
02.) incest
03.) slavery (if in BDSM style)
04.) rape
05.) school girl/teacher encounter
06.) lesbian encounters
07.) TV characters
08.) Celebrity gang bang
09.) famous movie characters
10.) Brittney Spears doing aything

 

[mfucker]

OOC: Britney's not very well-liked huh...*high fives everyone*

 

[HornyAuthor]

OOC: Britney's not very well-liked huh...*high fives everyone*

You noticed too, huh?

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Ohh, GAWDDD!!

 

[Innocent1]

1) Rape
2) Rape *opps, did i already say that one ;-)*
3) Lesbian *lesbian's can rape too ;-)*
4) School girl & Teacher
5) Tv Characters
6) Famous Movie stars
7) Celebrity Gang Bang
8) incest
9) Animal
10)Brittney Spears doing aything

 

[Lisa69]

Oh Gawd, grant me a wish that

Brittney Spears becomes lesbian love slave to her fabulous aunt.

 

[HornyAuthor]

What's with you and this aunt fetish thing?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I am wondering if you could answer me this query GOD?

Since you already know the question anyway, well?

 

[Innocent1]

Don't knock Aunt fetishes sweetie...Mmmmm, makes me want to melt.....

 

[HornyAuthor]

Who said I was knocking anything?

 

[ContessaR]

Hulloooooo Nurse!

"Celebrity gang bang - like Danny DeVito and Pee Wee Herman giving it to Barbara Streisand" (sorry...haven't figured out the quote thing yet. Too busy running my batteries low)

Ha ha!!! They could each tackle a nostril, with room to boot!

 

[mrjdice]

1- Slavery
2- Rape
3- Insect
4- School girl
5- Cele GB
6- Les
7- TV Character
8- Movie
9- Brit

 

[SteamyChik]

1- Incest
2- Animal
3- Slavery
4- School girl
5- Rape
6- Les
7- GB Movie
8- TV Character
9- Cele
10-Brit

 

[Guest]

everyone please write the following ideas in order of first=best and last=worst:

Brittney Spears doing aything =)
Celebrity gang bang
lesbian encounters
animal
school girl/teacher encounter
TV characters
famous movie characters
incest
rape
slavery

Well, let's let the current batch of Lit members "vote" on this poll. #1 being best and #10 being last, what do you like?

 

[Guest]

BlessedBe's pics...

1.) Animal
2.) Rape
3.) Slavery
4.) Lesbian Encounters
5.) School girl/Teacher
6.) Celebrity Gang Bang
7.) Famous movie characters
8.) TV characters
9.) Incest
10.) Britteny Spears doing anything

 

[Chicklet]

This is a toughie...

#1 - Slavery
#2 - Rape (as long as it's play rape or fantasy)
#3 - Lesbian Encounters
#4 - Animal
#5 - School Girl/Teacher Encounter (as long as the teacher is a woman)
#6 - Famous Movie Characters
#7 - TV Characters
#8 - Incest
#9 - Celebrity Gang-bang
#10 - (if we must) Brittney Spears Doing Anything (including blowing her nose, clipping her toenails, puking up last nights cum fest into the toilet...)

 

[Chicklet]

(ok, ok, I'll ask who the hell is Brittney Spears?)