Alliterative Religious Euphemisms For Male Masturbation

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

I'll add "Honk the Heretic" and "spunking in tongues" to the list of most intersting euphamisms.

 

[Fleshmachine]

I have always preferred,

"punching the clown"

but I guess that isn't too religious.

What are you doing? Punching your clown?

 

[Mischka]

Punching the clown? That sounds painful. Of course, if you're into that...

 

[Fleshmachine]

NO,NO,NO

I you can spank your monkey, why can't I punch my clown.

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

How about

 

[Willing and Unsure]

hehehe

Lubricate Lucifer
Pop the Pope

 

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

badgering the buddah, anyone?

groping ghandi?

mauling the muslim?

I don't even know if those are religions or not......that's not really my strong suit.

hahaha........how about cranking the catholic? Pulling the protestant? Jerking the Jew.....

aargh!! someone get me out of this thing! I feel sick...

 

[Siren]

 

[ManOSafety]

Mmmm....

Stroking the Serpent
Caressing the Confucianist
Shining the Shinto Shrine
Pounding the Presbyterian
Emancipating the Evangelical

Baptizing the Big Guy

 

[InternationalFunboy]

"Opening the littel prayer book"

My god that is the funniest thing I've heard all day

 

[Mischka]

Hey, you're back, IFB! How was the trip?

 

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Waddup, Mish ;-)

I had a blast...2 days on the guadalupe...my tan is kickin'...all is well. For now I must rest...

hasta lasagna...

 

[Siren]

Why thanks Funboy

 

[lavender]

 

[*bratcat*]

This is just wrong...

 

[luv2tvl69]

Euphemisms For Male Masturbation

Wrastling Russel the one-eyed love muscle
Erectile Projectile
Whacking Willie
Tenderizing the Tube steak
doing the wife's work
Goin' to Jiffy Lube
waxin the weasel
lubricating the big mac


Ok I saw these in some joke my friend sent...I dont think I can ever go to or pass a Jiffy Lube now without laughing...

 

[miles]

Honking the Hasidim