All you women just love me for my cooking skills

[Aquila]

*sniff*
*pout*
*other whiney crap*

 

[BgMma]

~bump~

We do, but I love you for your ass, too.

 

[Soblue]

Cooking is a bonus, I already love you for taking out the garbage and killing spiders.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

They used to love you for that bulge in your pocket - until they found out it was a gun...

 

[BgMma]

They used to love you for that bulge in your pocket - until they found out it was a gun...

LOL!