All the lonely ugly fat guys hang out at Lit!

[AzureAngel]

Like me. Fear my bellah.

And you thought -Dillinger's- AV was a picture of a whale. *Sigh.*

 

[Private Vasquez]

How pathetic.

 

[AzureAngel]

fuck off

 

[SleepingWarrior]

Is this a support group? If so I would like to join. *flops big gut onto the table* Ahhhh much better than carrying it around.

 

[metal_minx]

i like your bellah. '-)

 

[alexandraaah]

I knew it.

 

[Mistress]

I like to rub my Boyfriend's gut while I rub his shiny bald head...yummy....meat.

 

[AzureAngel]

I knew it.

You were the first one to point out the reality.

"Look, I know you think you're a twig, but... look at your gut. Cover up, for the love of god, that's absolutely disgusting you... you... lonely ugly fat guy!"

Draaah, that hurt.

 

[alexandraaah]

You were the first one to point out the reality.

"Look, I know you think you're a twig, but... look at your gut. Cover up, for the love of god, that's absolutely disgusting you... you... lonely ugly fat guy!"

Draaah, that hurt.

I just believe in being true to yourself.

You also have very small nipples.

 

[GuyJD]

Is this a support group? If so I would like to join.

Let's get this group started right. I'll bring the pizza. Who's bringing the kegs?

 

[Andreina]

as long as his breasts aren't bigger than mine it's alright

Halo

 

[Private Vasquez]

but the all-powerful manboobs are where it's at.

 

[Astro]

I'll bring a keg

 

[plasticman33]

Damn I don't fit in, I'm skinny!

 

[AzureAngel]

I just believe in being true to yourself.

You also have very small nipples.

I know, Draaah. Do you think I've forgotten your hateful words that have scarred me for life?

"Your nipples aren't even nipples, they're soft pins. Your dick is smaller than a toothpick - hell, you can hardly find it beneath your enormous gut. Fuck, I can hardly find it beneath your gigantic stomach, Fatass!"

I was crying at that point. Was that enough for "the Draaah?" Clearly not.

"The only positive thing to be said about your body is that your legs work, so you can get the fuck out of my sight when I'm about to vomit. Fuck, aside from your mountain of physical shortcomings, lets talk about your personality. You're obnoxious as hell, overly-emotional, bitchy, whiny, needy, crabby... nothing's ever good enough for you, Mr. Lonely Ugly Fat Guy!"

Why didn't you just do the humane thing and kick my ass, then throw me out on the street?

Now, my only solace is on a web forum where I can pretend to be slender. A place that I can pretend I have a phenomenal cock and nipples that jut out like towers.

I still can't get over all the personality problems and emotional shit. I'm crying right now. You bitch.

 

[alexandraaah]

Glad to have you back, babe.

 

[AzureAngel]

Glad to have you back, babe.

I'm speechless. This cruelty has coated my skin in a black bile (or was that the tar Laurel poured on me?). I must shower now to be rid of the filth.

 

[Private Vasquez]

<stuff>You bitch.

you're funny!

 

[metal_minx]

I'm speechless. This cruelty has coated my skin in a black bile (or was that the tar Laurel poured on me?). I must shower now to be rid of the filth.

do you need somone to scrub your back?

ignore the dude in my av...i'm all female baby '-)

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm speechless. This cruelty has coated my skin in a black bile (or was that the tar Laurel poured on me?). I must shower now to be rid of the filth.

First I must suspend you from a tree and coat you with feathers.

 

[AzureAngel]

First I must suspend you from a tree and coat you with feathers.

These legs were made for walkin', baybee! *Struts off.* Thank god for my oneadequacy!

Minx can come.

 

[AzureAngel]

Thank god for my oneadequacy!

Clearly, typing is not that adequacy.

 

[alexandraaah]

Clearly, typing is not that adequacy.

It's the stubby fingers.

 

[metal_minx]

i'm sure you have more adequacies than that.

now let me lick your bellah.

 

[alexandraaah]

i'm sure you have more adequacies than that.

He has an arrow.

I've seen it.

I think I might have licked it, I can't be sure.