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TWB

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Come on in, sit down. Have a drink.
Hop in the pool if you like.


Frankly, I don't care what you look like. Just be nice.
 
hey, i'll hang with you as long as i can look at that ass.

and i'll have a cherry vodka sour.
 
metal_minx said:
hey, i'll hang with you as long as i can look at that ass.


Great, stay as long as you like. but please ask permission before you touch.

and i'll have a cherry vodka sour.

Here you go. There's more where that came from.
:D
 
Hey didn't your mother teach you about sharing?, you can't have 'em all TWB, I've got dib's on quite a few of these beautiful women!:D
 
TWB said:

Hop in the pool if you like.


Is it heated?? Oh and I'll take a diet Sprite, and you don't happen to have any chips and salsa, do ya? Where are the extra towels?

regretting inviting such a demanding chick over, yet? *grin*
 
Ever the Gracious host. . .

Diet Sprite, Check

Pool: Nicely heated

Hottub: Hot.

Towels: Just out of the dryer, fluffier than duck down

Helpless butt: Not helpless, priceless:D
 
You mean if I was sprawled out naked with my tits jigglin and my bare twat glistening with an inviting glow, you wouldn't care how it looked?

Okay, well, just I'll be nice.
 
plasticman33 said:
Hey didn't your mother teach you about sharing?, you can't have 'em all TWB, I've got dib's on quite a few of these beautiful women!:D

Pull up a chair, man!
 
Starfish said:
You mean if I was sprawled out naked with my tits jigglin and my bare twat glistening with an inviting glow, you wouldn't care how it looked?

Okay, well, just I'll be nice.


That was just for the invite in dear. Bare twats, jiggling tits and glistening and invitingly glowing pussys get to sit next to me.
:p
 
Always love a party with friends
I'll bring the guacamole and chips
 
just pet said:
Always love a party with friends
I'll bring the guacamole and chips

Then you are in the right place. Thanks. I love guac. Who should I put it on?
 
I'm writing. Keep it down.

I want some sprite with a shot of cherry. No alcohol.
Bring me some popcorn while you're at it, no butter, with a shot chili powder and lime salt.
I would also like to have the music set to classical only. Well, Yanni's Tribute is acceptable.
Absolutely no conversation where I can hear them.
Oh, and don't look at me either. It makes me nervous.
Don't make any sudden moves in my peripheries and my peripheral vision is really good.

I've seen the front door already, thank you.

*slam*

Buncha losers.
 
KillerMuffin said:
I'm writing. Keep it down.

I want some sprite with a shot of cherry. No alcohol.
Bring me some popcorn while you're at it, no butter, with a shot chili powder and lime salt.
I would also like to have the music set to classical only. Well, Yanni's Tribute is acceptable.
Absolutely no conversation where I can hear them.
Oh, and don't look at me either. It makes me nervous.
Don't make any sudden moves in my peripheries and my peripheral vision is really good.

I've seen the front door already, thank you.

*slam*

Buncha losers.

Jesus, apparently I don’t have an original thought of my own today...I was just going to post something similar here ;)
 
vixenshe said:
*pokes TWB*

My confidence just fell again.. can I hang out with you?

Plehz. I would be insulted if you didn't

Alot of people needing big bearhugs today. Here. Have a hot toddy.

<<Bearhug>>
 
*bratcat* said:
hhmmm...so this is what he does while the cat is away. ;):p

Well. . . It gets awfully boring when you aren't around. A boy needs some friends you know. . .
:D
 
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