All the girls love my little old ding dong

[ModernDayRomeo]

I just dont get it.

 

[honeylick]

i knew it was too good to be true.

 

[ModernDayRomeo]

i knew it was too good to be true.

Where's the love? It's a little cold here.

 

[Prince Romeo]

When i was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin on a string
she told it was my ding a ling a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

and then mama to grammar school
but i stopped in the best of you
every time that bell would ring
catch me playing with my ding a ling a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling


once i was climping the garden wall
i slipped and had a terrible fall
i fell so hard i heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

once i was swiming though turtle creek
man little snappers all around my feet
sure was hard swimming across that thing
with both hands holding my ding a ling a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

this here song it aint so sad
the cutes little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
you must be playing with your own ding a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

 

[honeylick]

get a spaceheater.

 

[sanjuaneros]

lmao shit this is funny.

 

[red_rose]

Whaddaya say we just be friends?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Where's the love? It's a little cold here.

*laughing*

 

[Mia62]

When i was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin on a string
she told it was my ding a ling a ling

My first thought as well.

 

[ModernDayRomeo]

Wait wait ladies! It's really really REALLY cold here! Can't you warm me up. I'll give you a little something special (and I mean little).

 

[marksgirl]

ROTFFLMAO!

 

[freakygirl]

Do you piss on your shoes a lot?

 

[ModernDayRomeo]

Do you piss on your shoes a lot?

It's not that my dick is small, my nuts are just really really big.

 

[freakygirl]

Do you piss on your balls a lot?