All the dollies are DEAD!

[Problem Child]

I haven't seen an honest to goodness dolly around here in a long time.

THANK FUCKING GOD!

The place seems a little more grown up now, and there are tons of beautiful half and fully naked little pictures to look at, as well as humorous ones and some really nice drawings and paintings. The only exception is that stupid anime shit...bleccchhh. But I can overlook a few animes as long as the dollies stay dead.

We have achieved unconditional victory.

(PS: If someone still has a dolly, post here so we can make fun of it and try and shame you into changing it.)

 

[Siren]

I aint got a dolly

 

[Problem Child]

But Siren baby, it has character.

Dollies have no character. They're like tract houses.

 

[Angel]

Must..fight..urge to post....dollies...

 

[Problem Child]

Angel, I can help you. I have developed a 12-step program to wean you from your addiction to dollies.

Step 1) We light some candles.

Step 2) There is a nice bottle of Chardonnay chilling.

Step 3) We kiss, tenderly at first, and then more passionately.

Step 4) You begin unbuttoning my shirt and nibbling on my chest.

Step 5) Your bra hits the floor....

etcetera, etcetera...

It doesn't cure everyone, but they sure as fuck forget about dollies for a few hours, and that's a start.

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

Lil pink houses, and you and me

 

[Angel]

Tsk.

I'm not wearing a bra.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

An "Amen" from the No Avatar Clique. (Monday Night meeting will be held in The Knights of Columbus Trophy Room. Bring coffee cake. Cash bar.)

 

[Azwed]

Are you ever Angel babe

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Problem Child]

Only if you let me bite your ass.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Problem Child]

the rounded bulbous side.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Problem Child]

No takers huh?

I told you they were dead...fucking all dead...dead, dead, dead.

As dead as Gary condit's political career.

As dead as Bob Dole's dick without viagra.

As dead as a sailcat on hot asphault.

Fucking dead.



Dead.

 

[Laurel]

As dead as Bob Dole's dick without viagra.

And with that lovely image in my head, I'll head off to bed...

 

[Starfish]

After long waiting for these padres to go nighty night, Starfish sneaks into the thread to post a dollie pic in a sarcastic, yet loving attempt to rouse her friend PC, and gets a big whiff of the smell of death.

She pauses, and then feels compelled to smoke a cigarette. She doesn't smoke though, and is really just plain fagless. Sensing that all is not well, nervously, she ponders the thought of crawling into bed with PC, then Laurel, then Siren, then Angel and then Miss Kitty to see if she can nuzzle with anyone to feel safe again, yet alas, here she is standing in what?...... *duh dun duuuuuu...(starts errie music) ieeeoooouuuuu*.... A pool of cartoon blood. This is disturbing to the young Jedi Lassie, but she proceeds through the thread all the same.

She comes across a hairy guy, with lots of background to his existence. He once, in biblical times, was a fine prophetic orator, in the market place. He prophesied the coming of raffia, didn't he? Well then, he's obviously worth a nuzzle so Starfish haphazardly walks into a trap she didn't have the keenness to predetermine, due to her biased love of some litfolk she knows.

Starfish and Fuzzy meander through the halls innocently, giggling, all the while Starfish repeating nervously "So where is PC anyway?"

All he says is "In due time, my dear. In due time." Nodding and shaking a bit in a geriatric fashion.

They near a door to a bedroom and He throws back the door. There stands PC and he looks weird. She has a flash of a thought he telepathically conveys to her, and she is highly struck by the fact that it came from PC.

She is instantly made aware that the Hairy dude Icon that 'needed' nuzzling, not only conspired against her, but it's owner and all of his friends and loved ones. Her Jedi Logic kicks in and she realizes that this is highly out of the ordinary behavior for an icon, so Starfish just plays the calm collected Jedi that she is, as she realizes that PC has brought to lit.... The Dollie Sith.


Little does she know that most of the dollies have been murdered. She becomes very worried about the life of her own dollie Jedi, so she decided to freeze her in carbonite right when she got the fuck out of here... if she gets out.

She plays the horny slut to the Dollie Sith that had made PC into Darth PCidious and gave him gay horns and all that shit. (No red paint on the face though, cause then Starfish couldn't kiss him when she... oh wait... hold on.)

Okay, so, now that PCidious and the Dollie Sith had lured Starfish to the depths of their lair, they attempt to distract her with hot sexy, rape play style sex, for the droids to freely continue the dollie massacre outside of this thread into all realms of the cyber universe, thus making it so that Starfish would not have her Jedi Dollie anymore and would be made into one of those chicks on a chain for the Dollie Sith to tug around with him to display his masculinity.

This was a dreaded idea, and Starfish worries deeply about it, but her logic can't evade her, for it is in her blood. She tries to deny it, but because she knew that the world was a better place without the stupid dollies, she gives in to the hot fucking sex. But Looking up at PCidious, she realizes that the idea of PC with horns made Starfish get a bit freaked out and she worries that he'll always have horns, and then maybe he'd grow a tail then, and then hooves, and that'd be to weird to keep fucking him, so she just worried and fucked, worried and fucked.

Meanwhile, outside the thread, Commander Muffie is readying the Rebel forces to combat full fledge war on the Dollie Sith's droid army.

Starfish, telepathically sensing that Muffie's army was beginning battle, plotted to destroy the Emperor Sithish Bearded dude from Monty Python, right as he blew his wad into her hair, in an attempt to save PC from his Darthdom.

She just had to overcome PCidious' attempts to restrain her. She decides to make sure that she could clearly have these guys in the right position during this weird yet fun sex, in order to gain the upper hand.

She heavily pants as PCidious ravages her pussy with his extremities, while The Dollie Sith twiddles his thumbs and says funny stuff while he plays with her boobies, whilst she sucks his withered dick.

She gets the Dollie Sith to the point where he is going to blow, and then she pulls him out of her mouth, jumps up and kicks PCidious in the chest, in the most loving yet debilitating manner, and she knocks the wind out of him, so he isn't able to stop her from ripping the Dollie Sith a new asshole. She deplored her kinesis skills and her light saber flew through the air to her hand in an instant and she slices the bastard right down the middle.

This frees the curse that held PC as a bad guy, but now he is returned to himself, yet he has a slight breathing problem now, in which he needs to get a mouth respirator for.

Muffie kicked droid ass, and comes home and they all fuck her, and all is good and right with the universe and they live pretty decently from this point on.

The Split Finish.

 

[beckbabe]

 

[TN_Vixen]

hey PC?

there IS a dolly-user on the board. I think it is willfulbrat or something like that. I saw it not too long ago.

Starfish? That was some post, girl.

 

[Mistress]

I made Nobody Special's Wife a Preg dollie to use, if she ever makes it back to the boards to see it.....so there

 

[Dhalgren]

paper dolls

Has anyone heard of the graphical chat program "The Palace?"

The "Dollies" were originally made for a teenage sk8ers Palace...This Palace was never completed, so the guy that originated them just started releasing them into all of Palace space.

Before you knew it..every teen was sporting a dollie av..also known as sk8er avatars.

Most of the ones I have seen here are about 4 years old..or at least...editied versions. They completely had a stigma in Palace space, as well..

They became popular mostly with teenage chicks, and then the editing began. 100 original paper dolls..became 10,000. They made goth ones, pregnant ones..animated gifs..they blinked a lot.

90% of the Palaces actually banned people who wore them.


When The Palace Inc. stopped making Palaces...I actually believed I'd never see a sk8er av again...


There is something about those Avatars just really rub people the wrong way....huh?

 

[Mischka]

Just spotted an old-fashioned avatar. SteamyChik, please step forward to receive a PC tongue lashing.

 

[LRC]

Hmmmmmmm and I was considering using this Dolly as my avatar......

By the way PC would you like some Tylenol#3 for that splitting headache Starfish gave you?

 

[Starfish]

Okay all, I was really really stoned when I wrote that and what I must say is that it is highly irritating to me that I wrote that in present tense and strayed from it on occaision into past tense.

I am an inconsitatant fucker and I hate that story now.

The pic is cool though. I had fun doing that. You know, It only took me 10 minutes to make that thing and an hour to write that stupid bullshit. I am appearantly a better artist than a writer.