All Roads To Hell Lead To Dallas, Texas. (fotoessay)

[riff]

Last Saturday morning I drove to Dallas. I listened to music and sang.

 

[perks]

I looooooove your photo essays!!!

 

[Dillinger]

Somehow I've always had the feeling that visiting Dallas would be anything BUT Hell. What happens there could ultimately land me in Hell though...

 

[riff]

I met my sis and fixed her computer and hit the road.

 

[someplace]

Road trips are such fun. I love driving in the Texas countryside. Give us a shout next time you feel like driving a bit further south.

 

[riff]

The Road to Hell

 

[riff]

Hell in the distance.

 

[riff]

No comment on this pic.

 

[riff]

My sister said this woman was a "ho"

I said:

How you kno
If she's a ho.
She might just be po
Bein' po
don't make you no ho.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I grew up there

Left as soon as I could, legally

 

[riff]

In Dallas, if you want booze. They make you go to the ghetto. They think everyone should go to church in hell. We went to eat at a restaurant and my sister ordered a beer and they took her driver's license number down. What is that shit about?

"Sis, now you are on the list. They are collecting the numbers of all the people who drink and they are gonna give everyone else a gun."

So off to the ghetto we went. That's me, walking in for a bottle of tequilla.

 

[riff]

Score.

 

[riff]

Back in suburbia, kids saw my camera and did tricks for us.

 

[riff]

This guy reminded me of me at his age.

 

[riff]

Future people.

 

[riff]

Sunset in hell. I love America, but we can do better.

 

[riff]

I gave her my car keys and the spare and proceeded to get wasted on tequilla.

 

[riff]

see?

 

[riff]

She made me breakfast, but I won't post any pics of that. Someone might recognize her dining room.

 

[riff]

The next day I left. Near Tyler they are doing some road work and this asshole swerved out in front of me to block me from passing him before it got down to one lane. I just swerved around him and passed his ass anyway and it really pissed him off.

When it became 2 lanes again, he tried to run me down. I had my camera out and filmed the whole thing. You would have sworn I waved a pistol in his face, because he didn't do jack shit. I wrote down the number for "How Am I Driving" but never called it.

 

[riff]

I am glad I wrote the number down. Hard to drive and film- not safe.

Still haven't called though.

 

[riff]

The End.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Sunset in hell. I love America, but we can do better.

Wow, Riff, a beautiful yet sad pic. I love your photo essays too.

 

[riff]

Wow, Riff, a beautiful yet sad pic. I love your photo essays too.

Thanks. I felt the same way about it- but she's still flying.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Wow, Riff, a beautiful yet sad pic. I love your photo essays too.

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